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September 25, 2026: “Would you ever be able to work on a week day?” -Overheard phone interview at a performative matcha cafe

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July 19, 2026: “If I was a stripper I think I would be highly sought after.” Jonathan while twerking

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July 10, 2026: “75% of my hate comments come from people with bible verses in their bios.” -Jonathan

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June 27, 2026: “What do you do for work?” -Tara

“Oh I’m a professional witch.” -Girl at Echo Park house party

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May 27, 2026 “At home I’d call him a cunt but I’m not allowed to say that here.” Old Mervs Lead Singer *Australian band*

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May 22, 2026: “I feel like I can’t get engaged in Japan. Isn’t it cultural appropriation?” -Natalie

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May 8, 2026: “I’d rather get hit by a bus than lose aura by jogging across the street.” -Jonathan

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May 2, 2026: “You know whenever I get a snack it’s gonna be nuts.” -Griff

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December 29, 2025: “Kinda cool to be on the equator!” Mike

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November 9, 2025: “I had to delete Facebook. It was getting too addictive.” -Sam

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October 31, 2025: “I feel like I haven’t seen a tall skinny man in awhile. Where did they all go?” -Jane

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October 31, 2025: “I was very in love with the idea of the woman.” -Buck

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October 31, 2025: “She was kind of a bad lover.” -Buck

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October 18, 2025: “Maybe I’d buy the small record.”

- Ella shopping for Lorde merch

“You mean the CD…”

-Grace

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September 26, 2025: “Ya me and dad were chatting all morning about how my vagina is fucked up.” -Ella on getting a yeast infection

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September 21, 2025: “ Just got some Botox!” -Girl walking up to her boyfriend in Culver City

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August 23, 2025: “My mom and I trained squirrels during Covid to eat food out of our hands.” -Olivia

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August 21, 2025: “Randomized murder is so out. Targeted murder is so in.” -Mackenzie

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July 31, 2025: “Dad why do you want a slingshot?” -Grace

“To kill chipmunks.” -Dad

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June 29, 2025: “I really don’t like applying sunscreen when I have sand on my hands. It’s like exfoliating...” -Santa Monica Beach Man