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Reason for making this account no longer exists. Should I delete it? Maybe, maybe not. I'll let you know. Or not. Whatever.

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Happy New Year!

[Ankhtepot @undyingpharoah]

I apologize for interrupting the endless stream of drivel that encourages you to think your opinions matter. It's totally cute, by the way.

But you should know that in the following 48 hours, your opinions might actually matter. A lot!

So please vote.
It's important.
Do it.

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@diebythedice Other board members: "We knew he was a unholy bloodsucking soulless monster, but we didn't know he was, y'know...the *dead* kind!"

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Now I want to plan a game where the vampire is the board of directors for a home lending agency, and is therefore entitled to enter mortgaged homes.

[Ankhtepot @undyingpharoah]

@snowman_md In Barovia, property law thwarts YOU!

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@ArchlichEternal The jungles of Tandaria are so dangerous that one of my players referred to it as as "Ferngully from Hell."

What would make for a good refuge somewhere in this Darwinian hellhole?

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@ArchlichEternal How did the Norsagn subcontinent wind up with refined metal ore as a naturally occurring resource?

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Knew a guy who got drunk one night and the last thing he remembered was telling his friend about this really cool trucking company he wanted to start.

He woke up the next morning as part owner of "Really Cool Trucking Company".

[Dagult Neverember @NeverwinterSwag]

Got really high with @TXanathar and decided I should just buy Waterdeep.

What's the worst that could happen?

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I had no idea how badly I needed this in my life.

[大美中国(💯Fo back ) @Stevegofishing2]

@CatWorkers Ladybug:I am getting a driver license test.

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@OKWildlifeDept Quick, how do I set a reminder to share this on Mother's Day??

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@undyingpharoah What, no! It's a double letter for the "n" and the "l"!

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@robymyles @GovInslee This sounds like a job for CAPITALISM!

[Return of the Brain Trainer @TheBrainTrainer]

If there was a TV show where the primary threat was zombies, but they were consistently referred to as "the Draculas," then everyone might finally understand why I hate Stranger Things.

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In an age when school graduation has become an empty and tedious ceremony, the only way to make it meaningful again is to outgrow the school.

Carry on, sir. You have no need for their approval.

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@undyingpharoah Me, what did I do?!?

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@LeapingShiba @Kathy4Truth @KenMatthews @glennbeck @JackPosobiec Then why did she deny sending it?

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I've never been so proud to be a minion.

Name a number, milord, and we will make it happen.

[Ankhtepot @undyingpharoah]

So let me get this straight...if more than 5% of the accounts on Twitter are "fake," he's backing out of the deal?

And how many accounts would we need to make to move that needle?

And how many castings of Animate Dead do I get per day, with how many skeletons each?

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@MlleRenier @undyingpharoah Our world is not immune. We have the Los Angeles Angels, and many more:

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Happy New Year!

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My kid's therapist's office has this on the wall. I think I need therapy after seeing it.