Quinlan Shoen

I don't roll on shabbos

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Ashby

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76ers should have picked up my friend he won a dunk contest in the Reilly Center

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the world cup is awesome but most of these countries have never seen my friend

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I’m proud of my friend

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when you don’t know a lot of dead ppl Memorial Day is just about beers and hot dogs

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good luck haotong

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thinking about how I’ve been teaching for 10+ years and still haven’t had a kid named herbert or “herbie” yet

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I wonder if team Red Bull has ever asked my friend to join

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one of my friends would be playing tonight but he decided to study “accounting” at st Bonaventure he was a pitcher for Gowanda. number #18

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all my accountant does is play on his golf simulator in his basement hole

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I honestly think that if my friend (texas, dairy allergy) wore a guardian cap when playing football in HS he would still be playing today

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weird to think my friend (accountant)(community bank) would probably be pitching in this game if he wore a hat to bonnies tryouts

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one of my “friends” (insurance) is questioning why I picked up Harold Fannin wow doesn’t he know he’s going to ‘claim’ like 40 yards today

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manti teo literally has one fake online gf and gets a nfl halftime job while I have like 3-4 and get nothing wow

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if everything goes according to plan my 17 leg parlay will hit. turner

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only 1 year older than Derrick Henry I still have a chance

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I love Asheville but the lady at the pizza shop just told me they have creamy Italian when I asked for blue cheese or ranch

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in my house we go by a saying of “third time is the charm” but time is measured by beers and 3 actually means a lot more

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i wonder if my friend (accountant) has ever even had gabagool

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Nantz saying it took “guts and skill” for Rory to play it out of the trees should follow me for a round

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nothing more passive aggressive than a man standing behind your tee shot tilting a very large yellow flag sideways

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no offense to Rory or Bryson but they don’t even know how strong my accountant friend is