Congrats to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, who announced their engagement 702 days after going public w/ their relationship.
That's a long courtship. But it's still 1,394 days shy of the 2,096 days that Ohio State fans have gone without seeing their football team beat Michigan.
They think painting the border wall black is going to stop Mexicans bc it gets too hot???
WE FLIP TORTILLAS OVER WITH OUR BARE HANDS PENDEJOS!
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