Jeff Foxworthy and Muslims Jeff Foxworthy writes....... Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, red necks, etc., but it's insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?
Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list. So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list ...
1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, you may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, you may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, you may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles, bullet-proof and suicide, you may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, you may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, you may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, you may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the problem here in America … but if you delete this, you are most likely a Muslim. Eishhhhhh 😡😡😡😡
Our father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who have trespassed against us.
Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.
For thine is the Kingdom, the power, and the glory!
Forever and ever, AMEN!
God is saying to you today. I have stayed with you through every storm in your life. I have given you all that you need. I have and will always protect you, your family and loved ones. Things might be difficult for you now; trust in my timing. A change in your circumstances is coming. Trust me and enjoy this new day.
Spot on!! 🎯😎😆
I can’t wait for the comments!!
Nicklas Nilsson explains the difference between right-wing and left-wing people in spot-on text on Facebook:
"If a right-wing person is gay, then he is, and he doesn't care what others think.
If a left-winger is gay, then he demands legal changes, protests against everything and everyone, and turns it into a political struggle.
If a right-winger is vegan, then he simply doesn't eat meat.
If a left-winger is vegan, then he wants to ban meat, halt food production, and protest outside farms and chicken farms.
If a right-winger doesn't like guns, then he just doesn't buy any.
If a left-winger doesn't like guns, then he tries to ban them, prevent everyone else from owning one, and hates those who do.
If a right-winger is worried about the climate, then he flies less, drives an electric car if it suits him, and sorts his waste.
If a left-winger is worried about the climate, then he wants to ban fossil fuel cars, air travel, and meat for everyone else, protest outside factories, and demand that the state forces the change.
If a right-winger wants to give his children a good education, then he moves to an area with good schools, or chooses a private school, or gets involved himself.
If a left-winger wants to give his children a good education, then he demands more tax money from everyone, equal results for all, a ban on charter schools, and protests against every inequality.
If a right-winger complains about his job or workplace.. he doesn't. He changes jobs or starts his own business.
If a left-winger complains about his job – then it's the boss, the company, or the colleagues who are at fault. He demands collective agreements, strikes, changes for the whole community, and protests against the company so that it suits him.
If a right-winger is dissatisfied with his housing or rent, then he moves, renovates, or buys something else.
If a left-winger is dissatisfied with his housing or rent, then he demands rent freezes, more subsidies, regulations for everyone, and protests against landlords and politicians.
If a right-winger fails with a business or an investment that goes wrong, then he gets up, dusts himself off, and tries again tomorrow.
If a left-winger runs out of money on the 24th, then he blames the rich for having too much and needing to contribute more, blames the lottery win that didn't come home last week, and mutters that he has such damn bad luck.
If a right-winger sees this – then he sends it to a few friends for a good laugh.
If a left-winger sees this – then he tries to argue against it, get it removed, and delete me from Facebook."
This Shiloh Hendrix verdict is complete fucking bullshit and a disgrace to the Constitution.
It is not a crime to use mean words. That is protected speech under the First Amendment. Full stop.
The original charge about her saying the N-word to a child was thrown out, she was not convicted of that.
Instead, a corrupt Minnesota jury and liberal Judge convicted her for telling off a Somali piece of shit who was antagonizing her with his cellphone, harassing her, following her to her car and deliberately baiting her into saying something he could film and weaponize.
He stalked and provoked. She responded with words. And now she’s the criminal?
Nope, fuck you.
This is a massive injustice. This is Anti-White racism. It cannot be allowed to stand.
Women’s golfer @ANNIKA59 is praising @sophaller for speaking out against men in women’s sports. Love to see it. Where are all the women in sports willing to stand up for only women in women’s sports? Let your voices be heard.
Democrats claimed sex change surgeries were never performed on minors. Turns out they were.
Democrats claimed illegals weren’t receiving Medicaid and SNAP. Turns out they were.
Democrats claimed masking worked. Turns out it didn’t.
Democrats claimed drug boats were actually fishing boats. Turns out they weren’t.
Democrats claimed Kilmar Abrego Garcia wasn’t an MS-13 member. Turns out he was.
Democrats claimed Renee Good didn’t try to run over ICE agents. Turns out she did.
Democrats claimed illegals weren’t voting. Turns out they were.
Democrats lie a lot.