Left Hand Carlos

Generation X. Maker of things when I have enough spoons. Canhoto. Double space whenever I can.

[Left Hand Carlos @Q_Jaan]

@sean__kennedy @jk_rowling This!

[Christian Keil @pronounced_kyle]

There is ink in my printer, but I can't use it.

Because apparently I cancelled my subscription to "HP Instant Ink."

Insanely dystopic

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

You really have to admire Antifa’s artistic skill.

With nothing but box cutters, they somehow managed to perfectly recreate the intricate look of poorly applied paint peeling off concrete that had concentrated peroxide dumped all over it.

Incredible craftsmanship.

[Left Hand Carlos @Q_Jaan]

@DiaryofaSickGrl Google isn't that great anymore, they're always trying to push you into ads and give you the most popular answer. When I tried to find out when the band D.R.I. was playing locally they kept suggesting a company called Speedy Dri even when I put the search in quotes.

[Left Hand Carlos @Q_Jaan]

@timruss2 Soooo... What's the judges name, or is he "innocent until proven guilty"?

[April Ajoy @aprilajoyr]

How the Reflecting Pool was vandalized, according to Trump:

[Jesus Freakin Congress @TheJFreakinC]

🚨BREAKING: ICE agents stalked a U.S. citizen, at a POLLING PLACE, to pressure her into deleting her post, from JANUARY, about indicting ICE agent, Jonathan Ross.

The exact post read: The ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good in broad daylight has been identified as Jonathan Ross by the Minnesota Star Tribune. I think today is a great day for Jonathan to be indicted!

FEDERAL AGENTS walked into a polling place… one of the most protected civic spaces we have… to intimidate a citizen, over political speech, about holding law enforcement accountable.

The document they handed her said…

“This notice officially informs you that it is unlawful to threaten to assault, kidnap, and/or murder a federal official or that federal official’s immediate family member with the intent to impede, intimidate, and/or interfere with the federal official’s duties or retaliate against a federal official due to the performance of their duties,”

The document also said she could be subject to both federal and state prosecution.

And just to be clear… The post, in question, wasn’t “doxxing.”

Doxxing is releasing private, non-public information. Repeating publicly reported facts… is not that.

Because law enforcement’s identities are not supposed to be private information, especially when they have been involved in the death, or shooting, of a civilian…

But, instead of upholding the constitution, the current administration is attempting to stretch “threatening” language to cover political speech they don’t like.

And let’s talk about election integrity…

Polling places are legally restricted civic spaces. It is illegal to deploy federal troops, or armed federal law enforcement, to any polling place.

Using that space to confront someone, over speech about federal agents, is highly inappropriate at minimum… and potentially unlawful.

And this isn’t the first instance federal agents have hunted U.S. citizens down to silence calls for government accountability.

Which should alarm everyone…

Because a government that punishes scrutiny instead of answering it, is not a government holding its agents accountable…

It’s a system telling you its agents are above it.

[Joe Bob Briggs @therealjoebob]

We knew we were gonna need a Mangled Dick Expert for this one so we booked Felissa a year in advance.

[Left Hand Carlos @Q_Jaan]

@ChristnNitemare I went to Catholic school and it wasn't even close to this bad.

[Christian Nightmares @ChristnNitemare]

She's a kindergarten teacher. "And die the death that we deserve..." This is what indoctrination looks like.

[She-Rage, Princess of Pain @ClaireMax]

Timeline cleanse

[Left Hand Carlos @Q_Jaan]

@CassandraRules OJ Simpson stabbed Hillary Clinton and ripped her face off in stage in 1994. Trümp would have been more believable if he was doing to double jerk off dance to Y.M.C.A. Now *that* would be funny.

[Left Hand Carlos @Q_Jaan]

@CMerandi When I had Maxillofacial Mandibular surgery Mass General would only full a days worth of pain meds at a time. So, call the on call surgeon, leave a message, get a call back. Every day a different surgeon. later I get flagged in the system; too many scripts from different doctors.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump has a meltdown and ends the interview

Welker: Just to be very clear, there's no evidence of what you're saying.

Trump: There’s a lot of evidence. There’s tremendous evidence. There’s nothing but evidence. The election was rigged. And it’s happening again in California. They’re cheating.

Welker: Do you have evidence?

Trump: All I have to do is look.

Welker: That’s not evidence. The local officials acknowledge they are slow

Trump: They’re crooked. Just like you’re crooked. You’re either crooked or stupid.

[Boogie Rae @alterboogie]

Trump scams his following AGAIN by selling “Trump Phone”, and raking in $59 million in profit off of 590,000 people.

The phone was never produced and was promised to release over a year ago…no refunds, of course.

Can’t forget the Trump University and Trump Foundation scam too

[Left Hand Carlos @Q_Jaan]

@MaryLTrump I've never been so glad to have two different passports. I know I have to use my US traveling into and out of America, but I can imagine this getting you killed in some of the nations Trümp called "$#!+#0/3 countries"

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

Disability can happen to anyone.

It’s not a choice or a moral failing.

It’s not a vacation.

It’s a full time job.

It’s begging for scraps. It’s being told you’re worthless. It’s being neglected by the medical system & abandoned by society.