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No Arby’s slander will be tolerated. The only wedges we acknowledge come from potatoes. 30+ Twitter. RIP @CrazyDawg07 🇭🇹 x 🇭🇳

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Everybody: You got a new Twitter?? What happened?

Me: Them hoes suspended the fuck outta me.

Everybody: Suspended?! For how long?

Me: life sentence

Everybody: Why?! What did you say??

Me:

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Who unctie is that?

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Bitches can’t dress no more. It’s just kitten heels, wedges, & jorts everywhere.

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@loveanurse_ Happy Birthday! 🎂

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I’m so fucking old. I sound like a bag of Doritos when I stand up. 😕

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Yea. Niggas really gotta stop wearing glitter clothes.

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@DJteejai It ain’t.

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God really be showing out! 🙏🏿

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@theBrianaJ Hell nah. Every married nigga would be locked up by now. 😂

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I really do miss dollar menus sometimes.

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I hate fusion food so damn much.

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@Hunni_Be Appreciate it!!

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I don’t know how this happened, but I’m 40. #Blessed

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@ayetorious Thank you!

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@TurahFai Preciate it!!!

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@SupremeBrina Thank you! 🙏🏿

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China got ninja robots!

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Ppl don’t talk enough about how inconvenient it is when your Apple Pencil dies.

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The older I get, the more I consider carrying a 1911. Cuz I swear I don’t be bothering nobody!

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Wanna hear something wild? I ordered candles from @bathbodyworks on Dec 5 & my order is still awaiting carrier pickup. How that work??

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I’ve been feeling bummy as fuck since surgery. Like, I can’t do shit so I don’t feel like doing shit.