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Chapter 26 🇨🇺 🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈 He/They

[DAVID-ALEX @QbanBoi]

I’m more manageable than diabetes, and so is HIV.

[DAVID-ALEX @QbanBoi]

@Nikki704 Buy Scientology material with her info, they will NEVER leave her alone. Small price for a lifetime of regret.

[DAVID-ALEX @QbanBoi]

Hey y’all, I’m part of a karaoke competition. This is my link to vote daily. I appreciate your support!

https://t.co/WX5nsIWbUS

[DAVID-ALEX @QbanBoi]

@CNN They’re not saying that they can save up to 20% on their fuel costs. Just gonna skate by that is is just increasing their profit margins and allowing them to look green. The costs won’t go down. I guarantee that.

[DAVID-ALEX @QbanBoi]

@Vinod_r108 @zerochills @thisvideo_bot

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[DAVID-ALEX @QbanBoi]

We need a pinky swear emoji.

[DAVID-ALEX @QbanBoi]

Face ID does not like it when you pick your nose.

[DAVID-ALEX @QbanBoi]

@pwiscila It really is a truly tender moment.

[DAVID-ALEX @QbanBoi]

@Bornakang This is newish. It wasn’t always like this. This was a change for ease of use, yes, but it also breaks the rings so that if it ends up in the ocean, animals won’t get caught and suffocate.

[DAVID-ALEX @QbanBoi]

@elonmusk How do we get these back?

[DAVID-ALEX @QbanBoi]

@vanoreo_ @ProZD Serious answer: I do.

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@vidsthatgohard Make fun of ALL of his knees.

[DAVID-ALEX @QbanBoi]

You get told what you sound like?
Well apparently, I just wholeheartedly referred to “A museum” as “A remember this”.

[DAVID-ALEX @QbanBoi]

@elonmusk Not lucrative ≠ non-profit

[DAVID-ALEX @QbanBoi]

@exceldictionary 💥

[DAVID-ALEX @QbanBoi]

@FlintFlop It’s the worst.

[DAVID-ALEX @QbanBoi]

@FlintFlop 💜 for general use with friends & fam
♥️ for when it needs to be expressed
🤍 for the friend zone
All other colors I use for when I know it’s someone’s favorite color.

[DAVID-ALEX @QbanBoi]

@leelanham @fuckyouiquit It’s because he’s a leader. He is building his team up. So happy for that employee!

[DAVID-ALEX @QbanBoi]

From no on, I’m gonna call whispering: airdropping.

[DAVID-ALEX @QbanBoi]

@MichelleHux Baahaha same. I am a doe in the headlights with hooves on the keyboard.