Lovable Scamp

everything I say is political. (they/them)

[Lovable Scamp @Qbert_Reynolds]

I've won so many imaginary battles with strangers who looked at me weird for .02 seconds.

Come at me bitch. In the arena of the mind, I'm undefeated.

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@DualPowerThreat @PhilosophyTube It may shock you to hear this, but being shouted at by strangers is often not a very fun experience.

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The worst part about having any authority whatsoever is that people call you "sir." All because these boomer men were power Tripping over their tiny dicks.

I'm always scared of being the gamestop lady if I dare to correct anyone.

[Lovable Scamp @Qbert_Reynolds]

@TheAntiprude00 @AndrewYang You can be an independent without being a centrist™️. I'm a leftist, and would love to vote for a viable third party, Yang or someone better.

[Lovable Scamp @Qbert_Reynolds]

Hi gay. 🏳️‍🌈

Do you want to literally slay?

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[Lovable Scamp @Qbert_Reynolds]

You ever do a cartwheel in a long hotel hallway?

Mungo Jerry Rumpleteazer vibe.

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@rorysmallfries Not all Leos.

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This new year, I'm thankful for New York City Health Commissioner Dave Chokshi. Watching bobs burgers over and over again for hours on end wouldn't be the same without you Dave.

[Lovable Scamp @Qbert_Reynolds]

@rorysmallfries Omg Korn zaddy. (Unintelligible metal growling)

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@clownhearse As soon as I update my https://t.co/o5sGLRGyFq app, Howie Mandel is going down

[opalescent temptress @rorri3s_jubil33]

i’m real when i swap my wife

[Lovable Scamp @Qbert_Reynolds]

@Reductress @justnoraknox

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@justnoraknox Lord help me, I will turn this train around.

[ohboyiam @ohboyiam]

giving thanks #comic #thanksgiving #webcomic #family #love #relatable

[Lovable Scamp @Qbert_Reynolds]

Could someone re-paint "Saturn devouring his son" but it's my sister's hamster eating my hamster and it scars me forever?

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Dear Twitter,

I'm so sorry I went looking for the Ankha video. Please stop sending me notifications for furry porn.

[Lovable Scamp @Qbert_Reynolds]

Are you an insecure old man who wants people to call him "Sir?"

Just wear a skirt!

Works for me every time...

[Lovable Scamp @Qbert_Reynolds]

There isn't really a beauty standard for non-binary people, so theoretically, I'm serving a 10/10 every day of the week.

"Oh? The eyeliner smudged across half my face? That's just a lil something I do to fight the patriarchy💅"

[Lovable Scamp @Qbert_Reynolds]

To all the businesses that think it's cool to replace "U"s with "V"s...

Fvck v.

[Lovable Scamp @Qbert_Reynolds]

@hausofjupiter @LilNasX @blaqueword Totally agree. Would he be a good artist without his sense of style, media savviness, catchy lyrics or enjoyable personality? Absolutely not! The only thing that matters is one's ability to sing on pitch, that's why my 8th grade choir teacher is the world's greatest musician!