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Miserable previews of 2016's Eurovision songs

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Two shots of Ouzo in the drinking game https://t.co/hk9gdRXL6F

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The bit where she sings "Shits, Shits"! https://t.co/Ax4bAnJ32X

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Do you remember that time George Michael was so stoned he drove his car into Snappy Snaps? https://t.co/Ppd9nlmceq

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Oh my living god. Belgium. https://t.co/nHAeHZp0TE

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Oh my living god. Belgium.

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Listen if you don't believe me. https://t.co/P2sctGCodQ

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I suspect if we played Joe and Jake on the Tube we'd have nine suicides an hour https://t.co/Pk5i3qQQol

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Stone the flamin' crows y' great galah! https://t.co/wWBctbdBSy

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Marzipan dildo useless. https://t.co/XvbPRVJvEj

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Boom Boom. Chaka Chaka.https://t.co/Rkyd25Ji3g

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Lonely, unpleasant consciousness streams and poor jokes from previous years’ blogs https://t.co/ZhzsGcWQ1E

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Almost #Eurovision time @FraserNelson https://t.co/6idNIYI2M5

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£10.50 for a beer? Jesus. https://t.co/wz7COlNa8R

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And finally. Our entry. Our terrible entry. http://t.co/sC9A6SB1hk #qeleqele

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Vampires, Golden Showers, and four generations of the Salvation Army http://t.co/Y47A7nQMRJ #qeleqele

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No more mucking around http://t.co/Y47A7nQMRJ #qeleqele

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Tax is excellent. It's a dirt cheap way of getting good things. http://t.co/8xQOuahQZ2 #qeleqele

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Sweden though. SWEDEN! I love Sweden. I LOVE SWEDEN. SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN. http://t.co/8xQOuahQZ2 #qeleqele

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What an amazing time to be alive http://t.co/8xQOuahQZ2 #qeleqele

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All The Boys Get Randy Randy http://t.co/Jkm2Yocgye