MYLONIX TECH.

Home Appliances.

[Josiah @josiahjdp]

My sister gave birth, so my husband and I went to the hospital to visit her. But after seeing the baby, my husband suddenly pulled me out of the room. “Call the police right now!” I was confused and asked, “Why?”

My husband’s face had turned pale.
“Didn’t you notice? That baby is…”

[Cannabis 💚 @snoopdoggslungz]

Cannabis actually has a documented effect on your dreams even when you're not high.

Regular smokers suppress REM sleep consistently. When you take a break your brain goes into REM rebound, flooding you with vivid intense dreams to make up for lost time.

This is why people who quit after heavy use report some of the most intense dreams of their life in the first 1-2 weeks. Your brain is catching up on a backlog.

Has this ever happened to you?

[Thorfinn𝕏 @WeuzYigo24]

On parle beaucoup des primes de Messi, Ronaldo, Neymar… mais le prime de Luis Suárez à Liverpool était complètement absurde. 😭

Ce mec était une menace permanente.

[Moshe @Moshe_Meso]

I appreciate that they closed it when they were done

[🫶Bülent🫶 @the__bulent06]

Yapılacaklar listesine ekledim 😂😂😂

[Maurice @AyangMaurice]

Ready for war.

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

CONFIRMED: #UCLdraw pots for the league phase 👀

[evansoo 🇰🇪 🇨🇦 @elangat016]

TUJIFUNZE KISWAHILI:
1. Charger - kimemeshi
2. Remote - kitenzambali
3. Password - nywila
4. Akala (bladder shoes) - kirikiri
5. Passion fruit - karakara
6. Kangaroo - bukunyika
7. Fridge - jokofu
8. Juice - sharubati
9. Chips - vibanzi
10. PHD - uzamifu
11. Masters degree - uzamili
12. Degree - shahada
13. Diploma - stashahada
14. Certificate - astashahada
15. Keyboard - kicharazio
16. Scanner - mdaki
17. Flash disk - diski mweko
18. Mouse (for a computer) - kiteuzi
19. Floppy disk - diski tepetevu
20. Computer virus - mtaliga
21. Distillation - ukenekaji
22. Evaporation - mvukizo
23. Synthesis - uoanishaji
24. Oesophagus - umio
25. Greenhouse - kivungulio
26. Femur - fupaja
27. Germ cell - selizazi
28. Humus - mboji
29. Nector - mbochi/ntwe
30. Nutrients - virutubisho
31. Crystal - fuwele
32. Appetizers - vihamuzi
33. ATM - kiotomotela
34. Business card - kadikazi
35. Scratch card - kadi hela
36. Simcard - kadiwia/mkamimo
37. Memory card - kadi sakima
38. Microwave - tanuri ya miale
39. Mobile phone - rununu/rukono
40. Stapler - kibanizi
41. Laptop - kipakatalishi
42. Power saw - msumeno oto
43. Duplicating machine - kirudufu
44. Photocopier - kinukuzi
45. Cocktail party - tafrija mchapulo
46. Air conditioner - kiyoyozi
47. Calculator - kikokotozi
48. Lift - kambarau
49. Reaction - radiamali
50. Toothpick - kimbaka

[Enezator @Enezator]

this kid is being raised from the foundation up like he's going to be the future's civil engineer

[SAVAŞ SANATI @savassanatii]

Küçük enişte.

[Numan @Numan_Ai12]

DELETING YOUR BROWSING HISTORY DOESN'T DELETE YOUR BROWSING HISTORY. GOOGLE KEEPS ITS OWN COPY, TIED TO YOUR ACCOUNT, ON A PAGE MOST PEOPLE HAVE NEVER OPENED. HERE'S HOW TO WIPE ALL OF IT:

[matelxc @mateconti]

Te tenes que retirar si perdes de local

[Asiya P @PipiAsiya]

Boys will always be boys 😂😂😂

[Ireoluwa @swhat03]

Triplets but one already established himself as a leader👶👶👶

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Michael Carrick: “One game doesn’t change the whole direction of everything, but we need to be aware where we need to improve”.

“We’ll stay calm, in our bubble.. it’s one game”.

[HOUSE PORN @HOUSEPORN___]

Bugatti has just released its own TV 😳

[Wildlife Uncensored @TheeDarkCircle]

Damn cats are really fast 😮🙀

[OLUWA @Oluwa22km]

😂😂😂😂