Justin Quagliata

Real Gs move in silence

[Justin Quagliata @QforQuaglity]

@ExileRadio http://t.co/rDmqab4KaJ Link to my reel so you can see this is legit. Again, sorry it's last minute.

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@ExileRadio Sorry for the all the tweets. Last ditch try to make it happen. Spot will be seen by millions, I want them to hear your shit.

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@ExileRadio I'd love to connect you with them before they hire a composer. They need to finalize music plan tonight. Spot airs Wednesday.

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@ExileRadio I don't want my client to move in another direction, any chance you can direct message me tonight?

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@ExileRadio Trying to license your music for a national television commercial. Your people said they can't reach you.

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Let's open a restaurant called "Gluteny" and serve oversized portions of things some people can't eat.

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I can't believe "Indiana" still uses its offensive name. I bet people who live there call themselves "Indians," too. C'mon, guys.

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The saddest thing about "It's Showtime!™" on the subway is all the defenseless youth rec centers with no one around to save them.

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It must be a real headache getting the world's soprano saxophones delivered from that foundry in Mordor.

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Looking to open a stand called "FroYoLo," specializing in insufferable acronyms 'n' abbreviations. iANAs, y'all!

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Of course Lindsay Lohan's reality show would have to be called "LoLife," but she should still take the money.

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Kosher Ob/gyns give pap schmears.

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You think Bubbles had the heart to tell Mike that his favorite album was actually The Velvet Underground & Nico?

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Love the feel of warm poop through plastic? Get a dog.

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At least if the music thing stops working for Dave Mustaine, he can always take the name and open a chain of extreme cemeteries. #cashcow

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Can't decide if seeing a fast-food employee eat the company's food is upsetting or reassuring.

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How many people in the Empire Carpet guy's family know he has that "Rug Life" tattoo across his abdomen?

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The best pimp strut I've ever seen in my life is the 80-year-old white guy ahead of me who forgot his cane. Someone better have his money.

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Overheard today.

Child 1: "What movie is this?"
Child 2: "The NeverEnding Story."
Child 1: "How long is it?"

[Justin Quagliata @QforQuaglity]

@AesopRockWins And an angel gets his wings.