Politician Translation (Parody)

Translating what politicians say, to help the average taxpayer.

[Politician Translation (Parody) @Qld_Labor]

@AlboMP ...until you change your position, again.

[Politician Translation (Parody) @Qld_Labor]

@Michz45

[Politician Translation (Parody) @Qld_Labor]

@AlboMP So your word is your bond, unless you change your position, then your new word is your bond, unless you flat out denly something that is true, then your word is your bond......

[Politician Translation (Parody) @Qld_Labor]

@TruthFairy131 At least the didn't add gunshots.

[Politician Translation (Parody) @Qld_Labor]

@Cortina_Turner @GetUp

[Politician Translation (Parody) @Qld_Labor]

@LyrebirdDream @GetUp The fake hunger striker talking shit again.

[Politician Translation (Parody) @Qld_Labor]

@GetUp GetUp are what happens when you fart in a jar, and leave it on a shelf for 6 months. It becomes sentient, but they're still shit.

[Politician Translation (Parody) @Qld_Labor]

@nordacious @GetUp Fear is not a policy platform"".

How do you think Labor got voted in retard?

[Politician Translation (Parody) @Qld_Labor]

@clowndownunder cough *cgt* cough

[Politician Translation (Parody) @Qld_Labor]

@SimonBanksHB The odor of your desperation is as bad as your body odor.

[Politician Translation (Parody) @Qld_Labor]

@PatrickGormanMP The face you make when you're too stupid to know an increase of 15% will be closer to an insrease of 20% to childcare costs and you use taxpayer money to buy votes.

[Politician Translation (Parody) @Qld_Labor]

@edwardhyip @QuentinDempster Why is it the imported dregs don't respect us?

[Politician Translation (Parody) @Qld_Labor]

@QuentinDempster This is the best advertisement for why ON should be voted in.

[Politician Translation (Parody) @Qld_Labor]

@Keir_Starmer Now you support the flag?

[Politician Translation (Parody) @Qld_Labor]

@sspencer_63 Get your ears checked, and maybe remove that bullshit bug that sits in there.

[Politician Translation (Parody) @Qld_Labor]

@krassenstein You constantly obess over Trump, therefore you love Trump.

[Politician Translation (Parody) @Qld_Labor]

@ellensandell Check your own yard first.

[Politician Translation (Parody) @Qld_Labor]

@GetUp

[Politician Translation (Parody) @Qld_Labor]

@AlboMP Was 'diversity' our strength on December 14, 2025?

[Politician Translation (Parody) @Qld_Labor]

@SandraEckersley How you live.