World Cup — Rigged
Ballon d'Ors — Rigged
Goal ratio — Ronaldo was a midfielder
Assist ratio — Ronaldo is a striker
Golden Boots — Ronaldo was a midfielder
Playmaker awards — Ronaldo is a striker
G+A — Irrelevant stat
Trophies — Rigged
Dribbles — Knee injury
Free-kick goals — Knee injury
Key passes — Knee injury
Outside-box goals — Try from 35 yards
MOTM — Rigged
MVP — Rigged
91 goals — Tap-ins don't count
Non-penalty goals — A goal is a goal
Players' interviews — They're all jealous of CR7
Individual awards — Rigged
H2H wins — H2H in finals
H2H individual stats — One-club wonder
The political landscape in 2027 is definitely going to be interesting.
I love the way this interviewer gets disappointed all the time. Nigerians are wiser...it is Tinubu
4 +4
"If you think Messi and Ronaldo are in the same conversation, football is maybe not for you."
@MikeGrella10 explains why he believes Lionel Messi is in a different league to Cristiano Ronaldo 👀
Dear Chelsea fans,
This is a quick notice to all the real Blues who know what it means to support Chelsea.
The fixtures for next season are already out, and we all saw how those small-team admins excluded Chelsea from the list of “big games” next season. That alone should tell us that we need to do everything possible to win the league and fully support Xabi Alonso and the players throughout the season.
Most importantly, we need to stop this gimmick of supporting rivals just to stop another team from winning the league. That’s not who we are. That’s not the Chelsea we grew up supporting.
True Blues will understand.
Yours faithfully,
MVR
A proud Chelsea fan 💙🔵
We don’t want you to believe the authenticity of a FIfA recognized trophy that Chelsea won.
What we are saying is, we are ready to take your bants, just stop crying like bush babies when the same is reciprocated.
If you are not loved at home, football twitter is not the place you get the love.
We don’t owe you love, same way we don’t demand for your love.
You can now reach your nearest Divisional Police Officer by phone.
To enhance response, accessibility, and community policing, her are the contact numbers of Divisional Police Officers across Nigeria.
Security is a shared responsibility. Please speak up, report promptly, and remain vigilant.