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[mónica! 💿 @webmica]

I really cannot begin to express how much I miss a world without LLMs and genAI

[Acerola @Acerola_t]

oh so now it's illegal to date a beautiful chinese woman

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

I’m Abdul_ElSayed and I’m fighting for emeralds out of politics, emeralds in your inventory, and golden apples for all

[sucrose 🌸🍡 @sssucrose]

So far on my hinge journey I’ve found 3 tft pros, a top ssbm player, a few competitive pokemon vgc players and a whole load of riftbound players.

Why am I even on hinge this is just my Twitter feed

[stickydacat @stickydacat]

> ai bubble is popping
> bluecular bomb
> h3h3 divorce
> got peed on by a girl at target

Literally we are bringing back the roaring 20s

[Fred @seanelonmusk]

The dems are wiping the floor, excited to continue to go to my corporate job tomorrow and still not have a girlfriend

[ultima victorianarum @njsilvadyne]

as an unemployed 24 year old warehouse worker i think now is the perfect time to begin learning to draw so i can become an artist when i grow up

[🌨️ @NotLikeRuss]

Voted blue in Seattle

[cherry 🌸 @cherryfrewt]

bro i might actually be a failure at age 23

[hamoody @not_7amoodi]

You ever some place and you’re like. Damn. I’m going to kill the DJ.

[SLUG @generalslug]

was starting to type “KILL YOURSELF NOW” in response to a tweet when my fiance put his hand on my shoulder and said “i love you so much” and it stopped me

[sono✖️🌗 @sosonosonosono]

halloween is so annoying bro some child just ringed my doorbell and almost set off my automated shotgun trap i forgot to disarm it😭😭😭

[Señorita Awesome @boygrrI]

i hate gay halloween what do you mean youre my friend and i love you thank you for coming to my party

[Huntress Biden @mkultragirl_]

see YOU might call it halloweekend, but I call it the anniversary of blacking out and waking up in a hospital bed to the realisation that I'd made my ex my emergency contact to spite him

[erika @yeeeerika]

a haunted house but every room has a project manager asking for a status update

[days since yuri last read: 0 @CRYlNTHERAIN]

I hate gay Halloween cause wdym you’re getting back with your ex

[A 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @F473_]

Messaged someone on Teams and they tried calling me. Brother, I am messaging you from bed. It’s 06:45. I’m in my pants. Don’t ever do that again.

[Riven @rivenfeet]

“I was your age too”

No mom you didn’t check their discord streaming badge after saying goodnight

[Sarah (she/her majesty) @sosarahsays]

The PNW-ness in Seattle is atmospheric this morning. Wet pavement, fall leaves, towering evergreens, mist. Perfect. 👌

[Chris @ChrisTheOgBeast]

Coworker telling me bullshit like Good Morning FUCK YOU