Nwa-nwa Erimma👵🏾

#OBIdiently, Vawulence Lives Here. Just Because You're Not Interested In Politics Doesn't Mean Politics Won't Be Interested In You; Wake Tf Up !

[Nwa-nwa Erimma👵🏾 @Qriouscaesar]

Dear God! Chineke nke ụsụ niile nke ndị agha, ọgaranya ngadanga, odogwu n'agha, dike na dimkpa, oke-osisi, chi ndị nso ji aba mba, owara ụzọ n'ịkpa, otiri Pharoah nmawụ, onye ana-akpọ otu ugboro ọzaa ugboro asaa, Eze ndị Eze na-eze eze .....✍🏾✍🏾

[Arshiya Mahajan @ArshiyaMahajan3]

Can someone please recommend some of the best essays they’ve ever read

[LSK @LSK65_H]

Last one is hilarious 😆😆

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Can we start teaching Nigerian children how to measure distance properly?

In the UK, Europe, Canada or US, someone tells you a place is 5km away, and you know exactly what that means.

In Nigeria, our units of measurement are “just here,” “near near,” “small trek,” and the legendary “you will soon reach.”

Nobody knows whether that means 200 metres or 10 kilometres!

A society that struggles to understand distance will struggle with spatial planning, mapping, infrastructure and development.

[𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐊 @TheMahleek]

Holding on to God, he’s bigger than you and your wife 🙏🏽

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

my timeline since they added automatic translation

[Ewgi @Ssaasquatch]

Sage advice

[y☄️ @ylazy8]

POV: When bro says "ebony" instead of "black"

[Lekzy Red @Lekzy_r]

Lmao na once I stand up go open my shop

[𝑨𝒚𝒊𝒌𝒊✯ @BhadRx]

Nobody talks about how long you can walk if you are lowkey mentally Insane.

[Onyeka Nwelue @onyekanwelue]

This is our next President.

Have you taken a stand?

[Fanbact✰™ @ywnbact]

These dogs call pitbulls “niggers”

[Dr. Marish Asudani @AsudaniMarish]

Here are all the guides of the USMLE Vault on how to Pass your Step 1.

https://t.co/qgR7pltrFS

[Donyé @donye_goodness]

Donye’s INTERNAL MEDICINE Google Drive Link.

https://t.co/mdJIvV1BEw

(will be completed before my final exams)

[Eze Nwamoke @Ezenwamoke]

We just buried an NDC member today whose only 'crime' was supporting Peter Obi. Suddenly, all those who constantly labeled Obidients as toxic have gone completely mute.

[Juls 😈 @nma_beke]

The first “Arise O Compatriots” after PO wins would hit like crack.

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

For all its sins, Twitter has made me very grateful for the parents I had, the marriage they lived, and the humiliation that their commitment to each other spared us. The things I read here shock me every day. It's just a group of men & women who want to have their cake & eat it.

[Moe @Mochievous]

The new name of the coastal highway is ridiculous no matter what angle you think about it from.

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

They were called "home-wreckers" for a reason. Then you folks came with your English and called them "side-chics" Now they think it's a constitutional office with marital perks.

[𝔇𝔞𝔫 🧑🏾‍🚀 @astrovibesonly]

me texting you in the middle of a football match is a bigger sign that i want to marry you than me introducing you to my mum