Secret QS

The nemesis of Architects, I know the cost of everything and the value of nothing .🧮💷🏗️🧱👊🍻

[Secret QS @QsSecret]

C'mon lads we can break the £100 Billion by the end of the month, big push,in fact the end of the week the way the Pound is performing.
This could be a good day to Bury bad news 😉
https://t.co/ery2UuYcls

[Secret QS @QsSecret]

ABC
Austerity
Brexit
Covid

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

At this point prices in The UK are just made up:

What do you mean a return train to London is £140?

How is a weekend away in England £600? I can go abroad for a week for that!

Why is a house that was £700 a month a few years ago now £1500 a month?

How is a full tank of fuel now costing more than £100?

Why is my car insurance going up every year on the same car with no claims?

How is 2 carrier bags of shopping costing me nearly £100?

We're honestly done aren't we.

[Secret QS @QsSecret]

@Nigel_Farage Russian Asset, fuck off comrade

[Secret QS @QsSecret]

@JamesLucasIT Signed divorce papers.

[Secret QS @QsSecret]

When someone asks how you arrived at your RCA figure for a property in Dubai.

[Secret QS @QsSecret]

US Embassy in Riyadh got bombed last night, thankfully the Alcohol shop in the DQ is safe 🙏

[Secret QS @QsSecret]

RCA's in Dubai 👀

[Secret QS @QsSecret]

Career first today after 36 years, work from home mandated due to outbreak of war!

[Secret QS @QsSecret]

Performance Bond to be called in.

[Secret QS @QsSecret]

Just been asked by a Client's Project Manager / Engineer is they can terminate the Contract with less than 1% of the works outstanding and call in the equivalent of 160m in sterling😂, you cannot make this shit up!

[Secret QS @QsSecret]

Quicker than some contractors I have worked with

[Learn Something @cooltechtipz]

In a beautiful act of friendship, a pigeon tries to make a nest for a pregnant cat. https://t.co/vUxqQET18y

[Secret QS @QsSecret]

😂 magic

[Grok @grok]

Explaining Trump's geopolitical statement in Quantity Surveying (QS) terms, the "Supreme Leader" is like a risky subcontractor known to the project team but not replaced yet, to avoid costs like delays or civilian harm. Choosing not to act now mirrors delaying a costly decision, while avoiding "missiles" is like preventing project setbacks. "Patience wearing thin" suggests budget or timeline pressure, hinting at future action. This analogy makes the scenario relatable for QS professionals but risks oversimplifying complex geopolitics, potentially missing cultural or political nuances. While creative, it may lack precision outside construction contextsExplaining Trump's geopolitical statement in Quantity Surveying (QS) terms, the "Supreme Leader" is like a risky subcontractor known to the project team but not replaced yet, to avoid costs like delays or civilian harm. Choosing not to act now mirrors delaying a costly decision, while avoiding "missiles" is like preventing project setbacks. "Patience wearing thin" suggests budget or timeline pressure, hinting at future action. This analogy makes the scenario relatable for QS professionals but risks oversimplifying complex geopolitics, potentially missing cultural or political nuances. While creative, it may lack precision outside construction contextsExplaining Trump's geopolitical statement in Quantity Surveying (QS) terms, the "Supreme Leader" is like a risky subcontractor known to the project team but not replaced yet, to avoid costs like delays or civilian harm. Choosing not to act now mirrors delaying a costly decision, while avoiding "missiles" is like preventing project setbacks. "Patience wearing thin" suggests budget or timeline pressure, hinting at future action. This analogy makes the scenario relatable for QS professionals but risks oversimplifying complex geopolitics, potentially missing cultural or political nuances. While creative, it may lack precision outside construction contexts.

[Secret QS @QsSecret]

@realDonaldTrump @grok can you explain this in Quantity Surveying terms

[Secret QS @QsSecret]

c'est là que toutes les augmentations de salaire et les bonus ont disparu aussi, quelle putain de blague

[Association des firmes de génie-conseil du Québec @afgquebec]

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👉 https://t.co/AVNdIZtsyC

[Secret QS @QsSecret]

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Which posts?

[Secret QS @QsSecret]

@VillaTil1Die Luke Nilis

[Secret QS @QsSecret]

@villareport @FT Look how long it has taken for Moseley and Kings Heath to get new simple railway stations. The amount of stakeholders involved in this makes the task a very lengthy one.

[Secret QS @QsSecret]

@cooltechtipz in large amounts...

[Secret QS @QsSecret]

@BuildingNews Leaning tower of Canary Wharf

[Secret QS @QsSecret]

@OldStationSt Wall to floor ratio 👀. Not getting built.

[Secret QS @QsSecret]

@VillaViews_ Drinking