BIG BANGA

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[BIG BANGA @Qstyle7]

@the_akinola I've tweeted it before that there are certain amount one will steal in government that should attract treasonous trial in court.

[𝓛𝓸𝓻𝓭 𝓓𝓻𝓮𝔂 👑 @lorddrey]

Any male child who is closer to his mother than his father will struggle with having a stable family

[Alabama @Flohairs]

The newly approved NYSC restructuring is about to completely change the job hunt for Nigerian graduates.

According to the President, the scheme is being elevated so corps members can "graduate as trained civic and professional contributors.

On paper, this means your post-NYSC CV will now confidently show:

1. Your university degree

2. A national grading & professional certification

3. 1 year of specialized, trackable industry practice.

This heavily bridges the gap for entry-level roles! 🥹🙌🏾

[BIG BANGA @Qstyle7]

Asiwaju keeps cumming 💦into their faces 🤧

[Rotimi Adeosun (RMA). @adeosunm]

JUST IN: "NIGERIA 🇳🇬 GEO-POLITICAL ZONE BILL 2026

[1] As of October 1 2026, Nigeria’s six geo-political zones will become official and constitutional organs of government. This means that there will be four tiers of administration in Nigeria - Federal, Zonal, State and Local governments

[2] Nigeria will have six geo-political zones, with each being made up of seven states. Our constitution will prohibit the creation of any more states after these 42

[3] As part of this restructure, we will abolish the federal allocation regime and replace it with resource control under which states will remain the federating units. Revenue distribution will be as follows - States: 50%; Federation account: 20%; Geo-political zones: 15%; National trust fund: 15%. We shall gradually migrate towards this to achieve our targeted goal by 2040

[4] Geopolitical zones will be responsible for maintaining regional police forces to augment the activities of the Nigerian Police Force

[5] Each geopolitical zone will be constitutionally obliged to generate, distribute and transmit electricity within its domain

[6] Every year, the chairman of the geopolitical zone will rotate among the six governors within it. A chief executive will be appointed to manage what will be a civil service structure

[7] Ultimate authority for the governing of each geo-political zone rests with the committee of governors. There will also be committees of commissioners to deal with matters such as education, health, housing, transport, security, etc

[8] Each geopolitical zone authority will be responsible for secondary specialist healthcare. They will build specialist hospitals in areas such as oncology, HIV/Aids, renal failure, dementia, reproductive health, dermatology, etc

[9] These will be the 42 states that make up the six geopolitical zones:

South-South
[1] Bayelsa State - Yenagoa
[2] West Izon State - Patani
[3] Rivers State - Port Harcourt
[4] Cross River State - Calabar
[5] Akwa Ibom State - Uyo
[6] Edo State - Benin
[7] Delta State - Warri

Northeast
[1] Mambilla State - Gashaka
[2] Taraba State - Jalingo
[3] Adamawa State - Yola
[4] Borno State - Maiduguri
[5] Yobe State - Damaturu
[6] Bauchi State - Bauchi
[7] Gombe State - Gombe

Southeast
[1] Anioma State - Asaba
[2] Orashi State - Omoku
[3] Anambra State - Awka
[4] Imo State - Owerri
[5] Enugu State - Enugu
[6] Abia State - Umuahia
[7] Ebonyi State - Abakaliki

North-Central
[1] Abuja State - Abuja
[2] Gurara State - Kafanchan
[3] Benue State - Makurdi
[4] Plateau State - Jos
[5] Nasarawa State - Lafia
[6] Kogi State - Lokoja
[7] Niger State - Minna

Southwest
[1] Odo Oya State - Ilorin
[2] Oyo State - Ibadan
[3] Ogun State - Abeokuta
[4] Lagos State - Ikeja
[5] Ondo - Akure
[6] Ekiti - Ado-Ekiti
[7] Osun - Oshogbo

Northwest
[1] Sokoto State - Sokoto
[2] Kebbi State - Birnin Kebbi
[3] Kaduna State - Kaduna
[4] Katsina State - Katsina
[5] Kano State - Kano
[6] Jigawa State - Dutse
[7] Zamfara State - Gusua

[10] If any state is unable to meet its running costs, its geopolitical zone is constitutionally obliged to step in and bail it out. If not, the federal government will declare a state of emergency in that state"

This is Renewed Hope. May Nigeria 🇳🇬 rise again and be a nation of blessing and prosperity to ALL!🙏

[Chi chi♊ @Igbomuslimgirl]

I'm so tempted to text my ex😩
I miss him so much💔
What should I do pls?

[Don Jay of Arsenal @Donjaytrix001]

Na people wey never Dey with actual virgins demonize them pass

Go and ask every Man that has been with a true virgin

They will tell you their character is far apart from the average girl

[CITYBOY @Boy994Boy]

You’ll enjoy women better when you have them as sisters.

[BIG BANGA @Qstyle7]

@ashantewa1 I don't believe you one bit 😏😏

Show me in the dm

[Big Uncle @Usmanashafe]

That’s the thing about losing your parents, you won’t really miss them immediately they died, you’ll start missing them heavily years after they died 😢

Random thought of them will just pop in your mind and you’ll be in your feelings all day 💔

[𝓛𝓸𝓻𝓭 𝓓𝓻𝓮𝔂 👑 @lorddrey]

You can fuck a woman into loving you. You can fuck a woman into submission. You can also fuck a woman into loyalty.

There is something called 'Dickmatization'.

A woman can kill her husband and her own child because a certain man fucked her good.

Yes!

More than 50% of women on earth have never experienced orgasm before.

Less than 20% of all women on earth have experienced multiple orgasms in a sexual round.

Less than 3% of women get consistent orgasms in an extended period of 6 months.

How you fuck your partner especially in the very first day she meets you determines how much she can respect, submit, and be loyal to you to at least 70%.

Most of the problem of most Twitter alpha males is the inability to fuck.

And most of the problem of most Twitter Feminists is the lack of being fucked to senses.

End!

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

I was having a conversation with a senior citizen recently about one bad culture in our public service system and he was just laughing at me. I asked him why he’s laughing and he said: I was like you about 20years ago complaining or lamenting over the same issue; and the person I was ranting to was just laughing at me too. That’s how terrible it has always been and nothing can be done to fight or end it.

What is that culture? It’s a culture of selling government jobs and contracts to people, racketeering! It’s a huge industry that many people in their millions are engaged in. Hardly would you see any government jobs or contract that does not pass through this system. Some people are living extremely large on it. It’s a take it or leave it situation. If you don’t do it, others will do it.

It’s so bad that anybody who comes up to fight it is either eliminated from the system or gets their growth stunted in the public service. This explains why most people in public service are evidently living beyond their means. Because there is no way they can justify their lifestyle and that of their family, if not the profit and benefits they make from racketeering.

A friend told me one of the major reasons she left Nigeria was because she was asked to pay for a government job she merited. My younger brother was once a victim of this fraud. A cousin of mine who wanted to join one of the law enforcement agencies was asked to bring money to get the job. Many people were refused recruitment opportunities because they refused to pay.

Many parents pay for their children to join public service. Many contractors pay huge money before they can get government jobs or contracts and huge cuts are set aside as kickbacks. If not, those in public service will frustrate them from getting their contracts done or payments for jobs done. Many lawyers are involved! Just name it!

This is not peculiar to any public service department but ALL. I mean every single of them and at all levels of government.

We are in deep trouble and mess!!!!!

[BIG BANGA @Qstyle7]

Political apathy is one of the biggest problems we have in this country.

[Ebelechukwu @_ebelechukwu]

We grew up believing that politics was a dirty game and somehow allowed the ‘hoodlums’ we knew in school occupy political seats and we the supposed ‘good’ ones are at their mercy.

We are the biggest fools. Evil thrives because good people say and do nothing

[BIG BANGA @Qstyle7]

@Tolani598252 You need an Oscar for this pretty dark skin

[BIG BANGA @Qstyle7]

IN ONE WORD, HE WANTS TO INJURE YOU WITH PENIS

[Snowie🧚🏽‍♀️🧚🏽‍♀️🧚🏽‍♀️🧜‍♀️ @Snowiespnh]

My boyfriend everytime we had sex has nutted three times. I’m not sure if I can match his Libido. Today, I came after he had finished twice and it was already cramping my stomach but then I think I had enough and he said that once I cum I don’t wanna get fucked anymore. We

[BIG BANGA @Qstyle7]

God abeg o 🤲🏾😭

[Raliat🧶 @raliat__]

You miss them when you’re sad because sadness was the primary emotion you felt when you were with them.

[BIG BANGA @Qstyle7]

IF WARS GETS TO IT EVERY MALE FIGURE WILL BE COMPULSORILY DRAFTED INTO THE ARMY WITH OR WITHOUT THEIR WILL.

GUNS AND GRENADES WILL BE GIVEN TO YOU TO GO KILL ANOTHER MAN

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

It's not cowardice.

War is evil.

Do not ever ask for it.

You'd regret ever being born.

End.

[BIG BANGA @Qstyle7]

African Natural resources is for Africans! ✊🏿

[America @america]

America is for Americans.

[BIG BANGA @Qstyle7]

@Tommyleewiz "Marry first"

[BIG BANGA @Qstyle7]

This exactly is why Politics is an Art.
Nigeria needs that particular figure that will put this 'proper system that works' into place.

[IFÁ FUNSHO 𓋹 @funshographix]

Nigeria doesn't need a Messiah. Nigeria just need a proper system that works!

[Osaro PhD, Csu. @OfficiaEdoOsasB]

Think home, build home, be conservative and understand this geographical area called Nigeria.

[BIG BANGA @Qstyle7]

@ashantewa1 And then you end up stalking him throughout his life 😅