@rickygervais shooting his way out of a hostage situation with shit in his pants in the @netflix movie Special Correspondents is the best thing I've seen in ages.
@DanRyckert I have spent my entire life thinking silica gel was toxic. It is an interesting fact that it isn't! It can hurt you in other ways but it is not poisonous. Thank you Dan, I never knew that.
@FragranceShopUK Just bought an item from your store only to find I could have gotten 19% off the same item online! Why am I being punished for buying from one of your stores instead of your website?
I was feeling sad earlier, my best friend Kermit (who's a dog) realised I was sad so to make me feel better he sat so close to me that he squashed my face with his back. Turns out getting you face squashed by a massive dog does wonders for your mood.
The reveal of the new #Lancia#Stratos on this week's #TheGrandTour literally gave me goose bumps. I don't know what it is about cars... I have a problem.