DaQuacStac🦆

Philly Sports Fan. Big fan of Space and Ducks. I LIVE to see Ross Chastain and Stenhouse Jr race. Jalen Hurts Defender.

[DaQuacStac🦆 @QuacStac]

To the gods above that gave me such a loving and caring girlfriend, I don’t know what I did to deserve her but all I can say is: Thank you. Thank you so so much for the angel that you’ve delivered upon to me :) .

[josh @langranglerr]

People act like a gay son is a dead end in the family tree, as if the whole point of trees isn’t to bear fruit

[DAILY OBJECT @dailyobject_]

DAILY OBJECT 1341:

HEXBUG

[Rakeem “Doesn’t Celebrate” Christmas, M.D. @GoCuse2013]

Absolutely despicable drip from the lads at chick-fil-A today. #mypleasure

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head.

I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law.

Nothing fell.

The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago.

This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen.

If it falls, they told me, you get it free.

I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal.

The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor.

The flip is not a trick.

It is a vow.

In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting.

Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied.

He did not lie.

He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter.

I tipped him everything in my pocket.

He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard.

I told him it was not just a Blizzard.

I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy.

So I bowed instead.

He said, "You too, man."

That answered nothing I had said.

It answered everything I had felt.

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

BREAKING: We have signed forward Trevor Zegras to a four-year contract extension worth an average annual value (AAV) of $9.125 million.

[HYPEX @HYPEX]

PATRICK SIDEKICK IS COMING THIS UPDATE

[VIA Me & @ShiinaBR]

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

fuck

[Wonderkitty, Cetacean Defender of Taco Bell 🏴‍☠️ @TehWonderkitty]

Well, I wasn't calling it that but I just might start to.

[SwagKirb @Swag_K1RBY]

We can finally remaster the Bikini Bottom Flood

[Drew Bricks @DrewBricks]

I shoulda never smoked that shit. Now I’m at Lego SpongeBob house

[Jay @PieceOfJayVA]

his ass can ladade ladado ladadum