Wᴇʙʙɪɢᴀɪʟ.

"Hι! ι'м Wєвву!" ⋮ Webby Vanderquck. Full On Duckling, Socially Inept Soul, Your Fangirl Friend. Knows a lot about Stuff. ⋮ #DucktalesRP Parody Account

[Wᴇʙʙɪɢᴀɪʟ. @QuackyPatchGurl]

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐖𝐞𝐛𝐛𝐲:
➦ Wants To Learn About Everything!
➦ Writes Mostly SL's, Banter & Crack.
➦ She's Looking for Mains.
➦ She writes with all Disney Characters.
➦ Her DM's Are Always Open!

𝙍𝙏 𝙁𝙤𝙧 𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥? #DucktalesRP #DisneyRP

[Wᴇʙʙɪɢᴀɪʟ. @QuackyPatchGurl]

"Is Launchpad immortal? That's an infinitely intriguing hypothesis....... and it has a lot going for it. I WILL INVESTIGATE."

[Wᴇʙʙɪɢᴀɪʟ. @QuackyPatchGurl]

"HI! I'M STILL WEBBY!

I just... got like really sidetracked, aha. But i'm back....... hi."

[Wᴇʙʙɪɢᴀɪʟ. @QuackyPatchGurl]

@StyxScourge @ExploringWebby "You know, i think my biggest take away from what you just said was why a ghost pirate captain would care about that kind of stuff...

......but i put it on the cover mostly because it looked cool and serious."

[Wᴇʙʙɪɢᴀɪʟ. @QuackyPatchGurl]

@SRonnable "HMM, looks like an early form of duck before evolution, way before Cave Ducks. Maybe you come from an alternate universe?"

[Wᴇʙʙɪɢᴀɪʟ. @QuackyPatchGurl]

@dewey_dews_it_2 @DitzyFowl "Our ears? You know they're like in our eyes right?

....Sorry, am i not helping?"

[Wᴇʙʙɪɢᴀɪʟ. @QuackyPatchGurl]

"I've been making some hypothesising... and i've come to a startling conclusion.

I think.... Launchpad might be a PELICAN."

[Wᴇʙʙɪɢᴀɪʟ. @QuackyPatchGurl]

@DitzyFowl "Launchpad, guh. Scrooge knows a Mole who works for a charity foundation. What's scarier than docile, underground dweilling Talpa Europaea are giant squid's, the giant bird of Duckie Mountain or.. or actual, dangerous sorceresses.

Do you get my meaning?"

[Wᴇʙʙɪɢᴀɪʟ. @QuackyPatchGurl]

@DitzyFowl Webby blinks. "Well Moles are real, Although they're totally timid creatures and not like horrific cinematic monsters,..."

[Wᴇʙʙɪɢᴀɪʟ. @QuackyPatchGurl]

@DitzyFowl "AND FURTHER MORE..... oh actually that's about it. Eheh, the trail ran cold. But i think paternal side of Donald and Della's family are... more complex than you once thought. That concludes my presentation. Any questions?"

[Wᴇʙʙɪɢᴀɪʟ. @QuackyPatchGurl]

@DitzyFowl "Gander. What does the dictionary define as Gander? 'A male goose.'

AND. Lest us not forget Donald's cousin on his father's side. GUS GOOSE."

[Wᴇʙʙɪɢᴀɪʟ. @QuackyPatchGurl]

@DitzyFowl "15 years ago there as an incident with a Duckburg suburb with Donald. There was a battle with his cousin, a Goose. He refuses to discuss what happened that day, but it's my best lead to understand this situation..."

[Wᴇʙʙɪɢᴀɪʟ. @QuackyPatchGurl]

@SRonnable "Well i don't know what a Human is, but all Duck's are like me.... at least where i'm from."

She placed a hand under her chin, in a thinking pose. "Why, what are Duck's like where you come from?"

[Wᴇʙʙɪɢᴀɪʟ. @QuackyPatchGurl]

@SRonnable Webby was going through the exact same thought process as he was.

"OH MY GOSH, HI! I'M GOOD! HOW ARE YOU? WHAT ARE YOU? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!"

[ᴸᵃᵘⁿᶜʰᵖᵃᵈ ᴹᶜqᵘᵃᶜᵏ @DitzyFowl]

—. dynaмιc dυo: reυnιтιng ғaмιly, and ѕavιng cιтιeѕ.

[Wᴇʙʙɪɢᴀɪʟ. @QuackyPatchGurl]

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO PUT 'Behind Dew Eyes' ON THIS ALBUM!

THAT'S A DUCK FAMILY-REMIX CLASSIC!"

[Wᴇʙʙɪɢᴀɪʟ. @QuackyPatchGurl]

@N0TASECRETARY "Well assuming you're being serious and hugs arent acceptable currency..."

Webby takes out a calculator, taps a few buttons and winces. "Oooh.... um i'll just say $20".

[Wᴇʙʙɪɢᴀɪʟ. @QuackyPatchGurl]

@N0TASECRETARY "Ohhhh-OKAY."

*Webby is nervous for approval as she picks up a box of CD's carrying them back over*

"And... well you don't have to be interested in them for my sake. I'm not even interested in being a musician! I just...sorta... happened this one time."

[Wᴇʙʙɪɢᴀɪʟ. @QuackyPatchGurl]

@N0TASECRETARY "Well i'm not gonna sell you one Granny, family discount.... just... don't judge me for the content. I HAD TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS!"