Quahog Funky Bunch

0-2 on the website. 1-1 in our hearts. STOP THE COUNT

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BREAKING: Quahog has officially put in a bid offer for Lionel Messi. He is interested and his agent will be in talks with coach Brady Walsh

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Stats
Michael Neal- Around 25 points, couple assist, couple rebounds.
Colby Geddis- 13 points, 5 assist, 2 rebounds
Aidan McDonald- 2 points, moral support
Random guy who was the ref for the first half- A-Mac Biggest Dawg Award recipient and like 10 points

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Final.
Cant express how proud Quahog must be for Colby, Michael, Aidan, & that one dude who joined us (sorry I don't know his name). Also fuck you Brady, Declan, Dean, Will, and Nick. To go out there in a 4v3 and put up a team record 44 pts is legendary. Congrats 2 SCC #giggity

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Us today. #giggity #werefucked

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@SquidCC_MBB player @oliviarodrigo87 spotted at the LLAMA past 11pm. Most likely won’t get 8 hours of sleep. Not a good look for the boys in teal. Need to be better if they want to beat us.

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Caught @SquidCC_MBB member @eventstaff4 eating a burger during game weak. Not surprised they’re sporting an unhealthy lifestyle. The repercussions will be noticed on Sunday after our large win. We only eat raw steak, liver, and testicles like our idol @LiverKingBurner

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@PoopSafe42069 @SquidCC_MBB Zero shame whatsoever. She bad

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Final.
Tough loss against a mid FYIM team. Tough not having Will "Sauce" "Batman" "Guard Dog" Gardner. Need the full 7 man roster if we want to compete. Also, they shut the lights out for some reason and we played the second half in the dark... We move to SCC on Sunday! #giggity

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Us after the big win!

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Terrorism ball is coming to intramural. Be ready

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I tweeted this from my communal bathroom at 2am. God help me

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Rumor has it that week 3 the funky bunch is facing SCC. Prayers up. Might just be a massacre.

[justin butlag @nothinbutlag]

drink like peter 🍺
smoke like brian 🚬
think like stewie 🧠
swag like lois 💅
fuck like quagmire 💦

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@PoopSafe42069 "Please, think before you come for the great one."- Drake

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You know we coming different… Intramural don’t know what’s coming for them.