Helge Carstens

Sociologist, qualitative market researcher, blogger without readers & be warned: when I buy stocks, you should sell

[Helge Carstens @Qualfrog]

@BVG_Bus Gibt's nur in Berlin: Bus, der einer Familie mit Koffer und Kinderwagen an der Haltestelle bewusst davonfährt

[Darrell Finch @notrollingover]

I have to tweet this again. It’s so perfect. #DentureDonald

[Hear Mags Roar 🌊🌊🌊 @Stop_Trump20]

Make Dentures Great Again!!

#DentureDonald #DenturesDonald #DonaldDentures

[Private_Ryan @BogusDonPedro]

@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews Got your phone back and already at it. Let the laughing begin....#DentureDonald #LiarInChief

[Soziologiemagazin @sozmag]

Niklas #Luhmann: Das Genie der Gesellschaftstheorie https://t.co/n8bhBivraJ via @NZZ

[Izabella Kaminska @izakaminska]

I love how the polls were so crap in this age of "big data" & all knowing algorithms that supposedly have superior credit scoring info

[Tracy Alloway @tracyalloway]

Trump urges unity in victory speech. Voice in his crowd yells "hang Obama."

[Helge Carstens @Qualfrog]

No moral high ground for Germans. In some states more than 20% voted for a party whose representatives want to shoot refugees at the border

[Helge Carstens @Qualfrog]

Wonder why Americans can't rally behind sane redistributionists like Sanders but need the lunatic pitchfork guy to "drain the swamp"

[Helge Carstens @Qualfrog]

I'm acting anti-cyclical and will buy the dip today. After all it's not the end of the world - only for minorities, women, global warming...

[Helge Carstens @Qualfrog]

Make sense of Trump's probable victory by reading "Hillbilly Elegy": https://t.co/EVYvChFRG4

[C A R T E R T U T T I V O I D @cartertuttivoid]

New studio album 'f (x)' out 11th Sept - Limited Edition White Vinyl, CD, Digital
http://t.co/AyYF6G4nuU

[Helge Carstens @Qualfrog]

@TheEconomist ...because who wouldn't want to fly feeling totally exposed to the forces of nature?

[Thomas S. @HankFromHell]

RTL macht aus den Todesfällen konsequenterweise: ein Ranking.

[Helge Carstens @Qualfrog]

Wife & daughter vote against me: no Smith&Wesson stocks, Heckler&Koch bonds, no uranium. D*** majority rule.

[Helge Carstens @Qualfrog]

Now that TWTR is worth billions, I feel the need to tweet way more #herd instinct #bubble

[Helge Carstens @Qualfrog]

I'm living proof that investing is irrational, why else would I have 3 leveraged forex papers in portfolio without any clue what is going on

[Helge Carstens @Qualfrog]

"Rosbacher. Funktionsgetränke mit echtem Mehrwert." Seriously? Nix eingefallen als Alternative zu diesem Marketingspeak?

[Oliver Tabino @OliTab]

Blogparade Mafo-Krise: Die aktuellen IMSF Spots -
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[Helge Carstens @Qualfrog]

Ganz Hamm ohne Strom. Gut dass der Weihnachtsbraten gerade fertig war. Ich will übrigens immer noch keine Akw.