Qualified&DignifiedRedneck

[Qualified&DignifiedRedneck @QualifiedRednck]

@yapdoss Hey seriously you ok? You sound like you need a great meal, some good tea and someone to talk to you.

[Qualified&DignifiedRedneck @QualifiedRednck]

@yapdoss Sure but at 20 percent interest that starts after 14 days. I’m predatory like pay day loan. Still want the octopussy?

[Qualified&DignifiedRedneck @QualifiedRednck]

Ok hear me out, did I buy my ex her favorite things for cleaning the kitchen and taking care of herself. Yes. Was there a clicker involved..possibly. When I got home from a 16 hour shift was the laundry done, dinner made, kitchen cleaned and she did self care (click) treat.

[Qualified&DignifiedRedneck @QualifiedRednck]

@honkformargot Telling woman my brutally honest truth about how I don’t find them attractive, but hope they stop fucking around with the wrong men who just want to use them makes me hard.

[Qualified&DignifiedRedneck @QualifiedRednck]

@yapdoss Fuck no!! Own yourself! Fuck everyone else. You think that guy filling up his gas tank with a car seat cares about what you say? If he does fuck them. You think anyone cares? I walk into a grocery store with a wrinkle tank tops and pajama shorts telling everyone judge me bitch

[Qualified&DignifiedRedneck @QualifiedRednck]

@givetoginger I had to sell my tickets :( but that’s because I get my baby girl for 10 days straight :D so I’m not too sad, that little monkey makes me happier than anything.

[Qualified&DignifiedRedneck @QualifiedRednck]

@givetoginger Oh thank god! My sisters still on that aggressive one fuck me I can’t remember the name but it’s to help with heavy flow and cramps which it does but like it makes you attracted to different people. To me just wear condoms, they suck don’t get me wrong but like body chemistry

[Qualified&DignifiedRedneck @QualifiedRednck]

@givetoginger By the way she’s now happily married for 6 years. Wanted to point that out so I’m not like mansplaining

[Qualified&DignifiedRedneck @QualifiedRednck]

@yapdoss Soon she’ll have a clicker and chocolate ready for when you don’t say it. I’m actually genuinely proud of her.

[Qualified&DignifiedRedneck @QualifiedRednck]

@yapdoss I heard it’s in trial run. I think I got the first model. After 3 years, she finally sucked.

[Qualified&DignifiedRedneck @QualifiedRednck]

@yapdoss Congrats!

[Qualified&DignifiedRedneck @QualifiedRednck]

@isthisgator I keep mine in a box.

[Qualified&DignifiedRedneck @QualifiedRednck]

@givetoginger He seems like a dude who really tries to overcompensate for a lack of individualism

[Qualified&DignifiedRedneck @QualifiedRednck]

@yapdoss I mean no offense but the amount of times I’ve seen you go out…the drink was a inevitable

[Qualified&DignifiedRedneck @QualifiedRednck]

@yapdoss Bruh just like bruh… call him LeBron because he chokes when it matters lol

[Qualified&DignifiedRedneck @QualifiedRednck]

@notahorror I do the same thing with my therapist…it’s a homeless guy but he listens for a beer which is all I need.

[Qualified&DignifiedRedneck @QualifiedRednck]

@givetoginger I hate my fat thumbs.. it’s supposed to be fawg

[Qualified&DignifiedRedneck @QualifiedRednck]

@givetoginger Loving this for you, live it up fawc!