Chad Qualls

Heartbreaker, Moneymaker, Handshaker. Career World Series Era: 1.69

[Chad Qualls @Qualls50]

The 9th inning is like sex:

It's about not how you start; it's about how you finish.

#handshaker #astros

[Chad Qualls @Qualls50]

The 9th inning is like sex:

It's about not how you start; it's about how you finish.

#handshaker #astros

[Chad Qualls @Qualls50]

Put whiteout over Marwin’s autograph and get @royoswalt44net to sign it and you’ll have the three greatest Astro pitchers of all time

[Chad Qualls @Qualls50]

So either Strom spent 2014 in a coma or he still considers me a starter

[ROCKET MAN🚀 @Real_Elon909]

In my interview with Brent Strom, I asked him which four relievers that he coached @astros would be on his Mt. Rushmore. His answers….

1. Ryan Pressly
2. Roberto Osuna
3. Will Harris
4. Chris Devenski

[Chad Qualls @Qualls50]

I usually like my cougars wearing white, silk, lace, La Perla playsuits, but today I like my cougars wearing black.

#GoCoogs #htown #aacchampionship #quallstothewall

[Houston Football @UHCougarFB]

😈😈😈

#GoCoogs

[Chad Qualls @Qualls50]

Big deal. I can hit 110 on my slide-piece out of the stretch.

[Chad Qualls @Qualls50]

A lot of people compare me to Tom Brady, and I get it, we’re both the undisputed best to ever play our sports, but honestly, I throw harder, I party harder, and I would have won more Super Bowls had I decided to pursue football. #GOAT #🎯uallsy

[Chad Qualls @Qualls50]

#BetterCallQualls

#astros

[Chad Qualls @Qualls50]

If I played for the #Dodgers I’d let Kershaw carry my bags for home games, and Jansen carry my bags on the road

#astros #worldseries

[Chad Qualls @Qualls50]

If Justin Turner put a ball in play against me, it would be a story that his grandkids would tell their grandkids

#astros #Dodgers

[Chad Qualls @Qualls50]

If Joc Peterson got a foul tip off me, it would be a story he’d tell his grandkids

#WorldSeries2017 #astros #handshaker

[Chad Qualls @Qualls50]

Hey, @jluhnow , say the word and I’ll fly my G6 into LAX, rent a Harley, ride into Dodger stadium and close this thing out for the #Astros

[Chad Qualls @Qualls50]

Reggie Jackson might be Mr. October, but Chad Qualls is MR. LATE OCTOBER

#1.69WorldSeriesEra #Astros

[Chad Qualls @Qualls50]

@warreng327 If I get back in there, that ERA is going down.

[Chad Qualls @Qualls50]

I’ve got 1.69 reason why the #Astros should get me on that mound

#WorldSeriesEra #WorldSeries2017

[Chad Qualls @Qualls50]

Bellinger has never got a hit against me.

And he never will.

#WorldSeries2017 #Astros #handshaker

[Chad Qualls @Qualls50]

Hey #Astros , if you need the most dominant reliever in World Series history to come in and press flesh:
#BetterCallQualls

#WorldSeries2017

[Chad Qualls @Qualls50]

@keithlaw @ye_olde_tweeter But if I miss my spot and walk him, I’m not feeling as good about my stuff

[Chad Qualls @Qualls50]

@keithlaw @ye_olde_tweeter I throw a 90mph slide-piece outside corner on 3-2 and Jeter gets a good swing and puts it in the seats, I’ll fan him on the same pitch later

[Chad Qualls @Qualls50]

@ye_olde_tweeter @keithlaw If Smoltzy’s talking about pitching, It doesn’t matter what he says, he’s right.

[Chad Qualls @Qualls50]

@Padres360 @Padres Thanks, brother. I'm still upset about not being able to bring a World Series title to the great city of San Diego.