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[unc @QuantUNC]

THIS IS THE ANIMAL RUNNER OF THE DAY.
The post below is going viral all over X and Japan, with over 2M views on here.
It's from a big Japanese show that does funny animal segments.
The owner sent in a clip of her Shiba Inu gooning, and everyone is going crazy over it. 😂
We've never had a gooning Shiba, and this is the first one.
The name of the Shiba is Uni-chan too you can search it up.

https://t.co/g8ovXwvr2P

[unc @QuantUNC]

RAM is one of the most expensive pieces of computer hardware Now RAM ALTMAN is fully hogging it all and boosting the price we all some Rich Ass Motherfuckers

[unc @QuantUNC]

OVER 40 MILLION COINS LAUNCHED AND ONLY 600 ARE OVER $100K

Coins launched in total = 43,400,000 (43 MILLION)

Coins above $100k : 691

This is literally like finding a needle in a haystack

Needle in haystack means - something that is impossible or extremely difficult to find, especially because the area you have to search is too large

This coin is the needle in the haystack - the gem
https://t.co/WTnes5vWGc

[Bando @bandosei]

coins launched: 43.4m

coins above $100k mcap: 691

the other 99.998% went to zero.

[unc @QuantUNC]

YOOOO, I ACTUALLY FOUND SOMETHING GOOD!!!
Exy asked us to send him the next animal runner, and I think I found it.

NEW RUSSIAN BRAINROT CAT GOING SUPER GIGA VIRAL
It's called ''Crunchy Cat''
There’s a whole Russian series about these cats living on a farm, growing and multiplying.
Yes, an actual farm full of nacho-eared cats.
Over 20M views, loads of edits, and enough absurdity to make the trenches feel at home.
https://t.co/wnkCQLglzn
https://t.co/L4GhFcCP4o
https://t.co/3WIUU0ingt
HOW HAS THIS NEVER HAD A RUNNER?!

[unc @QuantUNC]

privacy is becoming one of the biggest narratives, not just in crypto but everywhere.

ZEC, XMR, NEAR are all getting attention as people realize how important privacy really is.

so he're kevin. the most private cat on chain.

you can't see him, you can't find him.

[unc @QuantUNC]

This is literally the biggest streamer animal trend rn

Cuffem has been using this turtle on stream and now it's spreading all over TikTok

It's one of the funniest internet trends rn and it's starting to take over comment sections everywhere

https://t.co/av7nBccCWL

https://t.co/jfc6XlwYKg

[unc @QuantUNC]

New DISCOVERED bird flu is now Spreading IN the United states?

Affected more than the HANTA VIRUS + spread through animals and HUMANS.

https://t.co/jaOdAb4B54

[unc @QuantUNC]

This IG post is going viral with almost 1million likes in just a few hours, we have the LONGDOG meme IRL.

Long went 3 mil but now we HAVE THE REAL MEME.

https://t.co/SxoAiwWpkk

[unc @QuantUNC]

This graphic of privacy coins outpeforming memecoins is going viral.

Why not run Privacy Coin paired to a basket of all the largest privacy tokens?

[unc @QuantUNC]

Pumpfun just introduced a charity initiative to support the fight against cybercrime.
We all love a good LLM play, but why not run CLM? The Cyber ​​Language Model.
With AI becoming a bigger part of our everyday lives, cybersecurity is only becoming more important.
CLM brings both narratives together, AI and cybersecurity, while aligning with the growing attention around CyberSupport and the fight against cybercrime.

[unc @QuantUNC]

HOW IS THERE NO RUNNER FOR THIS YET???

South Park just introduced "Clavicular" as Chase Chadwick, and the entire episode is about him MOGGING 😭

Clips already pulling 1.4M and 700K views in just 15 hours.

GOING GIGA VIRAL ALL OVER X.
https://t.co/t4oeE6xZxx

[views @viewsceo]

Clavicular was featured in an episode of South Park called “Looksmaxxing” where he had a mog-off 👀 https://t.co/psnyT3Azs6

[unc @QuantUNC]

THEY JUST ADDED THE BREADCOIN FOUNDATION???

LITERALLY NAMED BREADCOIN.

BRO THE MARKETS ARE FUCKING DEAD.

WE'RE ALL JUST TRYING TO MAKE SOME BREAD.

MARKETS DEAD. SEND THIS BREAD.

$BREAD — THE ULTIMATE TRENCHER NARRATIVE.

[unc @QuantUNC]

I JUST FOUND SOMEONE WHO VIBE CODED AN ENTIRE GAME CONTROLLED BY TWITCH CHAT AND DONATIONS.

MEET INTERACTIVE BARN.

A 24/7 interactive farm game centered around a HEN THAT VIEWERS HAVE TO KEEP ALIVE.

THE TWITCH CHAT AND DONATIONS LITERALLY CONTROL HER SURVIVAL.

And the craziest part?

THE ENTIRE THING WAS BUILT USING CLAUDE.

An AI-powered game where the community collectively decides the fate of a chicken.

THIS IS ACTUALLY A GENNY AI × TWITCH NARRATIVE.

Watch Live:
https://t.co/1YEpasmGGj
Original Reddit Post:
https://t.co/JTUY5p6LZl

[unc @QuantUNC]

yo this is literally all over my timeline rn 😭

after 0xethan’s post everyone started spamming:

“porno looking girlfriend”

and somehow it instantly became a full CT meme.

same phrase.
same joke.
every reply.

[unc @QuantUNC]

I THINK I JUST FOUND THE NEXT JIMOTHY 🦊

Meet Goob, a fox who was recently adopted by a wildlife refuge and is now going GIGA VIRAL on Instagram.

The refuge keeps posting him, and he's casually pulling 100K+ likes on his posts.

And here's the crazy part...

They even have a verified charity on https://t.co/ymzkfmyO3U where people can donate.

Viral animal narrative + massive organic engagement + charity angle.

This shit has GIGA potential.

🔗 https://t.co/dxc9kIIV39

🔗 https://t.co/HtwZKSg63O

[unc @QuantUNC]

Backpack just hit $1 bil they literally have their own Backpack-Chan posted on their account

[Backpack 🎒 @Backpack]

Preseason Phase II Snapshot closes on April 6th at 8am UTC.

Preseason Phase I rewards will be distributed to qualifying users when the token launches.

[unc @QuantUNC]

has everyone their Inu.
except the man himself.
Enu.
$ENU
https://t.co/wFdpJ50vs4

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@dinkin_flickaa We rebranded to a Shiba Inu dog for a while. No impact.

[unc @QuantUNC]

most fee-reinvestment coins just spray buys on a timer.

Stonk Bubble waits for pain. 😭

fees accumulate while the bubble grows.

but they only get reinjected when market cap drops 30% below ATH.

so instead of rewarding every tiny dip, the reserve sits there waiting for a real drawdown.

ATH → bubble expands
-30% → reserve deploys
fees → fuel the next push
the mechanic is basically built to punish quick flips and give holders an extra source of support when the chart gets hit hardest.
kind of like a growth machine that keeps capital in reserve until it actually needs it.

keep the bubble alive.

https://t.co/b9w6cBDazu

[unc @QuantUNC]

THIS might actually be the cat meme of the year 😭

the pic is literally being called “The 5AM Look” and the cat’s name is KIRA.

apparently it just won Meme of the Year and the announcement dropped today.

actual award-winning meme
actual named cat
perfect PVE material
this shit has everything needed to spread.
KIRA — THE 5AM LOOK.

https://t.co/Aj4spDH0dl

[unc @QuantUNC]

I FOUND THE JAPANESE X RUNNER 😭

this Inu’s BUTT is randomly taking over the timeline.

thousands of people are posting the same clip, making edits, memes, and absolutely losing it over this dog’s ass 💀

Japanese X already decided the narrative for us.

BUTTCOIN OF INUS.

send it.

[マヨネ @GMJpaCSCbuIDYDw]

既に椅子からオシリが浮き上がっているとは思いますが！
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