QuantumAshes🐀

Jeff Bezos gained $50k & 1 child died of hunger by the time you finished reading my bio.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

He promised to balance the budget, btw.

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

Zoomers don't know that we didn't live under constant surveillance or have smart phone cameras pointed at us for every moment we spent outside in the year 2002.

[Covie @covie_93]

Republicans being in control of Texas for 30 years and running in 2026 on a platform of fixing problems in Texas is funny to me.

[Zara Quinn @_Zaraquin]

America has moved so far right that “your taxes should pay for your healthcare” is considered radical, but “your taxes should pay for another country’s bombs” is considered moderate

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

Behold, the culmination of 15 years of relentless right-wing new media, memes, influencers, podcasts, and algorithmic hijacking.

[QuantumAshes🐀 @QuantumAshes]

@anneth_arc Not necessarily.

[PatricianTV @patrician_tv]

>OPEN THE SCHOOLS
because someone didn't recognize a specific road reflector technology that isn't used anywhere it snows?

[Maya Luna @envisionedluna]

Gotta love that Zoomrrs decided to become little hitlers for like 20 minutes just in time to condemn the world to eternal damnation

[Owen @Owennfa]

BOOMER: "Nobody wants to work anymore."

YOU: "I work 50 hours a week."

BOOMER: "Doing what, on a computer?"

YOU: "Yes. It pays $58,000."

BOOMER: "I made $18,000 and owned a house."

YOU: "That's the whole point."

BOOMER: "We didn't complain, we just worked."

YOU: "You worked one job and got a pension. I work one job and get a 401k match if I'm lucky."

BOOMER: "Nobody handed me anything."

YOU: "College was $600 a year. Your first house was 2x your salary. Your employer covered your family's health insurance."

BOOMER: "That was normal back then."

YOU: "Exactly. It was normal. Now it's impossible."

BOOMER: "So what do you want, a handout?"

YOU: "I want what was normal."

BOOMER: *silent*

You didn't outwork us.

You just lived in the version of the country where working was enough.

[kee 🎨 @kiwifrutii]

this does not feel real i would go crazy if i died and the game did this more than once

[Never Take An L🤷🏽‍♂️ @Nezzzooo]

Sports games trying to become open world games is the worse thing to ever happen to gaming

[MR. OBVIOUS @ObviousRises]

Gen Z doesn't understand how computers work.

DDR5 will be outdated in less than 5 years much less 15.

It would have made more sense to buy stock in companies that MAKE Hardware/RAM.

Please, do basic research before you "invest"

[Pieter☕️ @PapuBosqueBoral]

Un amigo IRL se terminó la novela de Mushoku Tensei en clase y genuinamente casi se larga a llorar ahí mismo

[QuantumAshes🐀 @QuantumAshes]

@DannyDaka I wonder if the anime will make it this far in season 3? I almost want to say it will end after Rudeus's first meeting with Orsted, with him following Eris home (and staring at her ass lol)

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Genuinely how do you recover from this

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

It’s so funny when you realise that this whole “girls and their rapist” meme wouldn’t have even taken off if that first guy’s tweet hadn’t gotten such an angry response from the very type of woman it was about lmao

[QuantumAshes🐀 @QuantumAshes]

@KeniVerseX Mushoku Tensei. Best written strong female characters of the 4.

[fafnir @fafnir_maho]

Ya Rudeus tiene 18 años
Sylphie tambien tiene 18
Roxy ya sobrepaso los 50
Y Eris tiene 20 años

Estoy ansioso por ver que excusas le quedan a los detractores para criticar a Mushoku ya que perdieron su típica critica por edad

[AnimeRecapHub @DannyDaka]

Rudeus and Nanahoshi trying to figure out a problem only two people from Japan would understand 😂😭

Meanwhile, everyone else in the room is like: “What the hell are they calculating?” 💀

Mushoku Tensei really has the funniest unexpected duo. 😂🔥