Chauncey Earlington

Internet Desperado

[Chauncey Earlington @QuantumDriven]

@LeBatardShow my experience at looking at corn toilet excrement is that it goes out like it came in. corn is useless food unless ground to dust for cornmeal mind.

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they are showing amerika's worst tornados on The Weather Channel late at night. no original content about fighting Covid-19. lazy basturds!

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@edparnell to what are you complaining about Squire Parnell? educate me; I am here to learn. i'm in amerika btw, and ashamed of teh Donald mind. I have a fetish for wanting to be called Westminster btw.

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Gawd forgive me I'm trying to get my latest blog entry on the Dan Lebatard show, that's how pathetic I am.

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@LeBatardShow Good gawd no, that's just so wrong!Step on one end of it if the shower mat is really wet, then hang on shower door to dry, or pitch it in dirty cloths. My esteemed and equally fastidious soul brother Greg Cote will back me on this.

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@LeBatardShow That's just not right! Maybe step on one end of it for a bit if the shower mat is overly wet. But then good gawd drape it on the shower door to dry, or throw in the cloths hamper. My esteemed and equally fastidious soul brother Greg Cote will surely have my back on this matter.

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Been so long I've been on Twitter that I forgot I use the Chauncey Earlington pseudonym here.

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I just rediscovered LiveJournal and did a blog.That's how pathetic I am, I announce a blog entry. :-( > https://t.co/kqbVXn7jCC

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Holy crap it's 75 degrees and the grass is growing like crazy.

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Ha-ha, idiot America just now gets the idea to screen "Albert Noobs." http://t.co/EdveJLgI

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You know the new spyware is crap when it Blocks Yahoo News. I told you mommy!

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First snow

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I get worried and depressed when https://t.co/s6Y6GgFt hasn't Tweeted for a while

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Having a delayed Winter cycle here. I fear we'll pay dearly for this anomaly.

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@olliebean Had it fell to the floor? Either way it's being depleted even further by that act. Ha-ha!

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Damn it's gotten agitatedly cold finally.

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@edparnell Proof that I did and safe from her wrath now> http://t.co/W06lV8bj <Golly it's a shiny book!

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We'd have 3 foot of snow if it was cold.

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It's taking me way longer to get to 4000 Tweets than I thought it would. This is #3291 I think.

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@olliebean Spell-checker allows it somehow and I guess the dictionary. I'd never thought about it. I guess because applesauce is special?