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@CongressmanKean @HouseGOP This checks out. When you know your constituents hate your guts & you’re up for reelection, I guess voter suppression is your only shot. You gonna come out of hiding to campaign?

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Adidas hoping people dont realize that was a Balenciaga x Adidas collab shoot

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@SoFi Been down since 7 am & you’re just now tweeting? Last night I almost shat my pants w Relay telling me I spent $6000 in the last week—you duplicated the same account 9 times. Can’t continue trusting y’all w my money btwn poor cust service, lack of transparency & frequent glitches

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@SoFi That feeling when you’ve talked to 3 different customer service reps about Apple Pay not working with your @SoFi card and then the inability to link external accounts so you can transfer your money out and close the account and the all tell you 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@DorkSpaceNine @Honey_G_Moon @Ashanti682 @JenniferRoseNYC You must be high since you’re inserting yourself in Black people’s business despite not understanding the conversation. I might be shocked if it weren’t in your DNA. Colonizers gonna colonize.

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@Esqueer_ @mjs_DC Ma’am, are you the leak? 👀

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@Starbucks Kinda weird blocking your own customers, no? You could just try not being gross by union busting. It’d save you some coins too. Just tryna help y’all out. You know me, always looking out for the big corps. Times are tough 🌸

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@hels 6 jumbo but not gargantuan shrimp. This works for a table of 1-3 and 2 orders covers a 4-6 top. The photos in this thread of the gigantic 4 is just not satisfying for more than 2 because even if they’re huge, who wants just one shrimp?

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@FBI You know we know, right?

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@CDCDirector @GMA He asked if the tests could be trusted but should have asked if you could be. Since you admitted on CNN the shortened quarantine has little to do with science and a lot to do with corporate interests. Capitalism>lives is the official CDC position. Shameful.

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@nytimes Y’all either forgot the FCC disclosure or the reporting. Unless I missed it and Bezos bought NYT too. Yikes

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@cvspharmacy @bohemian21Bos Lol. You’re literally bringing a case to the Supreme Court to allow you to discriminate more. Y’all are a joke.

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@SteveForgeron @APA If you’re a scientist, I presume you’re able to read. Go to the website and read the full resolution. Citations are included, Steve. But you don’t actually want supporting data, do you? You want to be big mad on twitter. Carry on with your pouting, then.

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@zillow Let me guess the first one was bought by Zillow and the second one was sold by Zillow two weeks later for 140%. Did I get it?!

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@jreganwilliams https://t.co/3jgrvRzfVQ & https://t.co/nrDZeB2fR0 are awesome options for people who don’t require an in-clinic abortion. https://t.co/qvtNgk1Gdo

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@mikestanislaw @stormchaserray Uhhhh, @JMOisurFav??? Any idea who might have been water rescued today around this time and location? 🙃

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@Luvvie Because her TT has nothing to do with makeup or her appearance. She likes it and she’s tired of hearing it and is frankly handling the criticism a lot better than I did when I was playing in makeup when I was 19.

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@MonicaLewinsky Easily my favorite person on Twitter

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@kristenmeinzer To clarify, I’d only do this with employees, not patients. I’m not a monster 😂

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@kristenmeinzer Tangentially related: I realized when working in a hospital that when passing folks, I would always be the one to get out of the way. I started playing chicken and I’d almost always collide with the oncoming man and I’d occasionally bump women. Women apologized; men did not.