Reid Quattlebaum

[Reid Quattlebaum @QuattlebaumReid]

Harry Potter and the University of Phoenix

[Ashley Ferry @ashley_ferry9]

new B.C. = Before Corona

[Reid Quattlebaum @QuattlebaumReid]

@elizaaarossee Can you do both plz & thx

[betmen @yungraisinbread]

I aspire to be as happy as this dude flooding his whole bathroom

[PC @parkznrec]

Thanks Scott

[FATHER D ☆ @ayosworIdd]

I’ve been laughing way too hard at this video https://t.co/WlI9QDpLEA

[comedycentral @ComedyCentral]

Don't try this at home. #ComedyTBT

[doc hudson @dochudson_]

this is fucking bullshit

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

had sex with this guy one time where we came at the same time and then we both said "nice job!" at the same time and then high fived. maybe he was my soulmate

[vince @VinnyViper]

HEAL YOURSELF https://t.co/ovFb0hbzub

[🌟 @___makeda]

Jeremiah’s first match 🤣🤣😭

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

One time the girl of my dreams asked me if I needed a ride home from campus so I obviously let her drive me home and then walked backed to campus a couple of hours later to get my car

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

*phone call*

Me: you at your place?

Friend: yeah

Me: cool be there in 10

Friend: aight

Me: cool

Friend: right on

Me: yep

Friend: bet

Me: see ya soon

Friend: aight cool

Me: later

Friend: la-

*hangs up*

[tati @taatianaaxo]

“Grab a random object & send me a video of you nodding” little did they know 💁🏽‍♀️