Haakendazs

hench 4 life

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Narrowly avoided stepping on a hedgehog. Have previously accidentally kicked one, so clearly my life is going in the right direction

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@simplysuzy33 Dunno I was too angry to take it in. Told her she's unworthy to speak his name. Serious business. :p

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Can't believe my wife just talked shit about Harold Bishop

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Once again stuck trying desperately to stay awake but I've finished the Internet and have no distractions left. Argh

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White noise is basically magic

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How is it possible to love something this much while it is in the process of enthusiastically defecating while sitting on me?

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@simplysuzy33 But what if wake baby! Risky move

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How stay awake when in darkness with tiny easily-angered baby sleeping on lap and have finished all TV that exists?

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@emozelym Previous tweets were mainly confusing because apparently you're turning 27 and if that's true then I'm terrifyingly ancient at this point. Also you're like crazy good at artsy stuff, damn o_O

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@ReeonZOID I must seriously recommend a trip to Froggyland https://t.co/EpkItVUFao

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Ffs

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According to my calculator history, at some point today I couldn't work out 48 / 2 by myself

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Some of the top search results when trying to solve a problem with some godawful legacy code. What? o_O

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How to successfully write CSS

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Apparently I said "nipples" and giggled while I was asleep last night

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I want to see an episode of Location Location Location where Kirsty and Phil are allowed to inflict violence on idiots

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Oh piss

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@kennetradio shout out to my amazing Sandwich because she makes me feel like I'm walking on sunshine! ❤ #newburyfireworks

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@simplysuzy33 To be fair my armpits have been waterfalls even when I've been playing WoW. But yes, that would be nice :(