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[QuayaMae @QuayaMae]

@ConanOBrien Don't.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

As a kid, I knew I was in trouble when my Mom would say “Conan Christopher O’Brien” through the megaphone she borrowed from the SWAT team.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Musicologists now believe Beethoven wasn’t really deaf, he just pretended to be to avoid hearing Schubert’s boring stories about his fraternity pranks.

[QuayaMae @QuayaMae]

@jazzie509 You ok?

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I love crossing names off my Christmas shopping list because they’re no longer speaking to me.

[Team Coco @TeamCoco]

Anyone can speed-eat, but it takes real guts to endurance-eat https://t.co/AcpRBINetr #CONAN

[Team Coco @TeamCoco]

These boomers have WAY too much time on their hands…

[QuayaMae @QuayaMae]

Key example of why I do not care for pro. sports. Good job America on becoming the Nation of mindless consumers. https://t.co/A4HJptONGH

[The New York Times @nytimes]

That random guy on the NBA bench? He's now getting upward of $15 million a year. https://t.co/jHJMzYPTmj

[Team Coco @TeamCoco]

Watch a week's worth of #CONAN with your ears on The CONAN Podcast! https://t.co/nS9UPAzFzb

[QuayaMae @QuayaMae]

I must meet Coco ❤❤❤❤ send Coco to ComicCon!! https://t.co/VKbhbM7zqS

[Team Coco @TeamCoco]

Check out the official #ConanCon guest schedule & help get Conan to #SDCC @ https://t.co/CmEMTl6Gy7

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Donald Trump is the living embodiment of an erection that lasts more than four hours.

[QuayaMae @QuayaMae]

#teamcocoforlife #lovelovelovebananas https://t.co/DkxvdWx6is

[Team Coco @TeamCoco]

#TBT: The very first #CONAN remote https://t.co/4mK8yMMgIk

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

If the internet ever does become self-aware it’s going to be the smartest perv in the world.

[QuayaMae @QuayaMae]

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[QuayaMae @QuayaMae]

Should have known you would suck the life out of everyone when you wouldn't let us sing along to The Lion King as kids.

[QuayaMae @QuayaMae]

Almost forgot about the [Secrets] bit. #TeamCocoforlife #startingmyday #woo https://t.co/aeFKSBbFXM

[QuayaMae @QuayaMae]

Watching the classic Walker Texas Ranger lever. Life really is great with @ConanOBrien ❤ ... and YouTube #TeamCocoforlife