The Wayfaring Sage

Preferred pronoun:he/him pro-lgbtq polyam cis bi-ish lexiphile video game playing Viking that plunders the internet armed with scathing sarcasm, and sharp wit.

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@Avabelly__ In most cities you pay taxes on the amount of concrete you have covering the property. Another ways around this is asphalt, but a lot of people don't like the upkeep on asphalt or tarmac.

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@Tessy_250 You're confused by a rubber snake being pulled through holes?

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@E4ICDIE4_ @niyoyakoze Exposure to fake crickets, and special effects make up can lead to a serious bad video on social media. Side effects may include loss of integrity, and people blocking your account because they are sick of this fake crap.

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@Jassmini2 A condom. Go to the store and get one.

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@ManahiGiant Looks like this kid is suffering from fakeassitosis. The cure is stop making faking videos.

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@doctorsanyaa That was the rudest thing you could have done.

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@cecesquishy I don't want to be cured.

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I'm done with @netflix. I'm tired of watching an amazing Netflix show, falling in love with it, and then finding out it was effin cancelled before the end of the first sea. There is more than enough content than I have time to watch. Netflix doesn't have to be part of that.

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@Wallykate025 @GrooovyLouisoo

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@ambersparkl Hi

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@yourfavalyy Snap doesn’t work.

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@mswaterfall22 @maddiecaddymae1 Heck yeah.

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@CertifiedLace @creamerqueeenx Hi

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@buttsandbees Yes! Please!

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@Cookunity I love my meals. One of the best things I’ve done. I really want to see behind the scenes. Where our meals are made and packaged.

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@lunasinferno_ @Sambiigboobs Hell yes.

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@kfc why isn’t the double down a permanent menu item? You have all the ingredients in the restaurant. It’s like a sadistic joke.

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Check out #QubicSpringSale and get some free physical games! https://t.co/L3FGc2HwD9 #contest #QubicGames

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@JustTerrifying Clearly the other deer detached his head to flee, and let it grow back. Lol.