Joe mama 🍉

Born to shit, forced to wipe, and brother it's flush time

[Xianyang City Bureaucrat @XianyangCB]

Eunuchs, bring my my posting keyboard and my most sycophantic concubine.

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

the polyfragmented deer: i feel like a million bucks.

[Evanosaurus “Unrawrl Engine 5.8” Rex @evankinney]

by far the dumbest feature of this crazy water fountain is that you can have it make daily clip reels of all the times your cat drank water????

who wants this

[Clothes-Minded Individual @NBABabySecret]

When everyone thinks you are senile, a good strategy is to invoke your hatred of windmills, as there are no famous literary parallels to this

[Zweil @somethings_awry]

When I'm bored I edit Half Life SFX into my pet videos

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

oh yeah that's my chekhov's gun. don't worry about it.

[Joe mama 🍉 @Quazlod]

@EepyRacoonAgent

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Erling Haaland please tap into every genetic memory of your Viking forefathers and raze this English team to the ground.

[lukezim @lukezim]

i drink these instead of tall boys because i am an ally

[yoo @mrshcake]

roanoke

#backrooms

[Whisgoon @Whisgoon]

Uh oh

[🌸🖤🪱 buggy 🏳️‍⚧️😷🍉 @soft_bb_bug]

the amount of backrooms art I'm seeing is incredible but specifically the art of the yellow office spaces being entered in different time periods by different cultures in those art styles is haunting in a different way, like these feel so REAL

thread of this art i find 🧵1/?

[Wyatt-Andrews-Workshop @wa_workshop]

it’s just the way he’s wired

[super goon 64 @bible_reader666]

dropping a legendary lethal log and stepping out of it feeling like a new man with the metroid save tune playing