Dutch children are taught that Sinterklaas will only give them gifts if they're nice. If they're naughty, Chappell Roan will come and kidnap them and take them away to Spain.
Ditched the dresses and nail polish cause the gender bending isn’t as profitable in the current anti-trans climate but we’ll keep the kissing of men only during business hours because Heated Rivalry has shown there’s still interest in that. Gimp.