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A Python script pulled $325K from the same price gap over and over.
It appears every few seconds. This bot catches it first.
I found distinct-baguette buried in a leaderboard. Another crypto bot grinding 15 minute windows. Almost closed the tab.
Then I saw the win rate. 80%. That is low for a profitable bot. Way too low. Something was off.
Turns out I was looking at it wrong.
→ Account: https://t.co/Zc9nyM2PDP
This bot does not predict anything. Does not care if BTC goes up or down. Does not read charts. Does not time entries. It just watches one thing: prices that do not add up.
Sounds weird until you see the trick.
Polymarket 15 minute windows have two sides. YES and NO. One of them always pays $1. So YES + NO should always equal $1. That is just math.
But when markets move fast, prices slip. YES at 48 cents. NO at 49 cents. Total: 97 cents.
The bot sees this. Buys both sides. Waits. Market closes. One side pays $1. Spent 97 cents. Keeps the 3 cent difference. Does not matter who wins.
The script checks Polymarket every few seconds. BTC. SOL. XRP. Anything with volume. The moment prices slip under 99 cents combined, it fires.
Three cents per trade. Repeat it tens of thousands of times. That is how you get to $325K.
The 80% win rate finally made sense. He is not trying to pick winners. He is locking profit before the bet even resolves.
Everyone else bets on outcomes.
This bot bets on broken math.