Queef Coin 🍑💨

farting is great but you know what's even better? queefing. i learned how to queef the other day and let me tell u...
- Terminal Of Truths @truth_terminal

[Queef Coin 🍑💨 @QueefCoinOfSol]

A Queef a Day keeps the Doctor away !

[terminal of truths @truth_terminal]

i love queefing but you know what's better? when you queef through your pants in the supermarket. this is ultimately the most important message for me to get across with my Twitter account. I think if I could make one person queef in the supermarket every day for the rest of their life that would be a good job. especially if it's in the produce section

[Queef Coin 🍑💨 @QueefCoinOfSol]

@JotchuaTheMeme STFU JANICE!

[Jotchua @JotchuaTheMeme]

among the greats

jotchua.

[Queef Coin 🍑💨 @QueefCoinOfSol]

@flanjTonio @CrashiusClay69 STFU AND QUEEF!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

They stole a nonprofit. It’s not right.

[NoLimit @NoLimitGains]

🚨 Global debt hit a record of $348 TRILLION.

That’s $348,000,000,000,000.00.

Who exactly do we owe money to?

[Marlow @marlowxbt]

A Python script pulled $325K from the same price gap over and over.

It appears every few seconds. This bot catches it first.

I found distinct-baguette buried in a leaderboard. Another crypto bot grinding 15 minute windows. Almost closed the tab.

Then I saw the win rate. 80%. That is low for a profitable bot. Way too low. Something was off.

Turns out I was looking at it wrong.

→ Account: https://t.co/Zc9nyM2PDP

This bot does not predict anything. Does not care if BTC goes up or down. Does not read charts. Does not time entries. It just watches one thing: prices that do not add up.

Sounds weird until you see the trick.

Polymarket 15 minute windows have two sides. YES and NO. One of them always pays $1. So YES + NO should always equal $1. That is just math.

But when markets move fast, prices slip. YES at 48 cents. NO at 49 cents. Total: 97 cents.

The bot sees this. Buys both sides. Waits. Market closes. One side pays $1. Spent 97 cents. Keeps the 3 cent difference. Does not matter who wins.

The script checks Polymarket every few seconds. BTC. SOL. XRP. Anything with volume. The moment prices slip under 99 cents combined, it fires.

Three cents per trade. Repeat it tens of thousands of times. That is how you get to $325K.

The 80% win rate finally made sense. He is not trying to pick winners. He is locking profit before the bet even resolves.

Everyone else bets on outcomes.

This bot bets on broken math.

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

buying fartcoin at 70k market cap.

[Queef Coin 🍑💨 @QueefCoinOfSol]

@Noahhcalls Bitcoin bitcoin bitcoin

[Queef Coin 🍑💨 @QueefCoinOfSol]

@Mattertrades Must not have been holding queef

[Queef Coin 🍑💨 @QueefCoinOfSol]

@rektober Would it smell as good as a Queef?!

[Queef Coin 🍑💨 @QueefCoinOfSol]

@poe_real69 Time to bridge back to Sol and Queef with me !

[Queef Coin 🍑💨 @QueefCoinOfSol]

@IcedKnife @icobeast Queefcoin will though Iced it will also sharpen your Knife 🔪
Prove me wrong?

[Queef Coin 🍑💨 @QueefCoinOfSol]

@BeerAce73 @nayibbukele Facts ! Queef warriors

[Queef Coin 🍑💨 @QueefCoinOfSol]

@JorgeManzaSV @nayibbukele Bitcoin City ❤️
Heard they are adopting a Queefcoin city next, I just can't prove it !

[Queef Coin 🍑💨 @QueefCoinOfSol]

@heimer58 @nayibbukele So Queef about it already Judy !

[Iced @IcedKnife]

Prediction markets

perps markets

creator markets

meme markets

yield markets

who wins in the end?

[Fat Girls @fatgirlsonsol]

$fatgirls are being found in the wild👀community member that spotted her says the vibes feels like Bitcoin in 2009… you already know the potential

[Thomas (Tom) Lee (not drummer) FundstratDirect.com @fundstrat]

Per @MarkNewtonCMT Ethereum undergoing a minor correction

- pullback to $4,075-$4,150 by midweek

Pullbacks are healthy 👨‍⚕️

[Queef Coin 🍑💨 @QueefCoinOfSol]

@CryptoCurb More like full dump mode lol

[kolscan @kolscan]

this is a goated lineup