ThePeachiest🍑

I love The Office

[ThePeachiest🍑 @QueenB_003]

Asked a customer at work if they wanted me to make a test call and they asked me what I meant by "make a testicle" 😑

[ThePeachiest🍑 @QueenB_003]

Wants to be treated like a man yet acts like a child. Bsffr

[2:12 Mel @AsapTwelvyy]

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[ThePeachiest🍑 @QueenB_003]

Hi hi, gained access back 💁🏼‍♀️

[ThePeachiest🍑 @QueenB_003]

I am the eye of the storm and chaos constantly surrounds me 👁️

[ThePeachiest🍑 @QueenB_003]

If you really hate me you would pay my bills 😈

[ThePeachiest🍑 @QueenB_003]

YOU make me feel like Joe Goldberg

[ThePeachiest🍑 @QueenB_003]

I quit my second job because the boss was an absolute dick hole. I lost 10 pounds in ONE WEEK after quitting 😭😭 that’s how I knew it was the right decision and the cause of my stress

[ThePeachiest🍑 @QueenB_003]

People who act like it’s illegal to share pay rates annoy me

[ThePeachiest🍑 @QueenB_003]

FML I got mommy issues and daddy issues.

[ThePeachiest🍑 @QueenB_003]

Why does my first batch of cookies always burn 😭

[ThePeachiest🍑 @QueenB_003]

Feels like a fever dream that the first time in 10 years I go to my mothers family Christmas and a physical fight breaks out

[ThePeachiest🍑 @QueenB_003]

Face so cute I could sit on it

[ThePeachiest🍑 @QueenB_003]

I may not be the prettiest but I sure am funny 😉

[ThePeachiest🍑 @QueenB_003]

Taylor Swift’s Speak Now album will always be my favorite ❤️

[ThePeachiest🍑 @QueenB_003]

Dense fog until 10 AND the sun isn’t rising yet 🤨

[Dr. Thema @drthema]

When the voices around you are silent or filled with doubt, may the voice within say to you with clarity and conviction, “Don’t quit. Keep going. You’re worthy.”

[ThePeachiest🍑 @QueenB_003]

It’s crazy to me that my sisters and I grew up with a completely different mom. It may have been the same body but the way she treated each of us was completely different

[ThePeachiest🍑 @QueenB_003]

*ass gets slapped*
BFF: damn bitch your one ass cheek fills both my hands
Me: fat ass problems 😂

[ThePeachiest🍑 @QueenB_003]

Only taking gains this year 💪