Brothers and sisters in christ, if you ever contact me off some "we gotta talk about [insert name]" and can't tell me what it's about PLEASE don't fucking hit me up. Especially if WE DON'T TALK because now I'm positive you're full of shit. Stay out my DMs
I forgot I washed my hair and started deep cleaning the bathroom. I looked in the mirror after finishing the sink and immediately saw the towel still on my head