I’m a goddess of variety. My desires change on a whim. What is your purpose? To fulfill those desires. Pay your tithes and fill my temple with these pleasures.
I don’t want luxury. I want whimsy!
If you want to serve me, if you want my attention… feed my desire for whimsy and send to clear my cart like a good boy.
Tell me you watch Good Mythical Morning without telling me. I bet only the good boys understand Cotton Candy Randy. Now send for every episode you’ve seen 😉