Not Kate Middleton

By the Grace of God, HRH Catherine Elizabeth of Cambridge: future Queen, Duchess, Wife, Mother (to be), All Round Icon! (fictional).

[Not Kate Middleton @QueenKate_HRH]

Out of one's mind on cheese & pineapple sticks #HappyBirthdayToOne

[Not Kate Middleton @QueenKate_HRH]

It's my birthday tomorrow, and if you see Kim Kardashian anywhere around the Anglesey area ward her off please.

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@HRHDoreenD @theunbornking

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@Darryl05auzo

[Dr. Brian May @DrBrianMay]

“@SilveerSailor: Freddie forced them to wear makeup in your presentations? http://t.co/GkS5ayeV” Ha ha ! There was no forcing. We was glam !

[darek kolanko @darekkkolanko]

@QueenKate_HRH Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from Darek

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My background is now a constant reminder that one is expecting a baby. Consider it a gift, from one to you #totesrah

[MrsDiVi @FloWaaaaa]

@QueenKate_HRH nice to have you back Ma'am!

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I finally remembered my password!

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@LadyFleetwood Aha, I definitely am!

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@LadyFleetwood She is, I can't believe the difference!

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@LadyFleetwood Aha, no it's okay.

[Not Kate Middleton @QueenKate_HRH]

@LadyFleetwood She's great thanks, neither can I.

[Not Kate Middleton @QueenKate_HRH]

@LadyFleetwood It certainly has gone quick, I couldn't believe it when I realised how soon it actually was.

[Not Kate Middleton @QueenKate_HRH]

@ladyfleetwood hello, yes I'm good thanks, I've just been busy recently, especially as I'm going back to work next week. How are you?

[Not Kate Middleton @QueenKate_HRH]

@HRHHenryOfWales it's fine, don't worry about it!

[Not Kate Middleton @QueenKate_HRH]

@HRHHenryOfWales Thanks but it's not my birthday mate.

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Good luck to all my followers attempting Stoptober this month!