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[larz @QueenLarz]

Hold on, let me check my palm pilot

[larz @QueenLarz]

Thank you, god and thank you, @CNN for letting Andy and Anderson drink again. #CNNNYE

[larz @QueenLarz]

My girlfriend has been doing Wahlberg Week at F45 for the past 7 days and she’s still not coming home with a Boston accent. What gives?

[larz @QueenLarz]

A woman who came to my yoga class in a fur coat accidentally left without her leather gloves. Carol Aird, is that you?

[larz @QueenLarz]

“The purpose of life is to live it, to taste experience to the utmost, to reach out eagerly and without fear for newer and richer experience.” - Eleanor Roosevelt

[larz @QueenLarz]

@thenakedneighbr The hash slinging slasher

[larz @QueenLarz]

@thenakedneighbr

[larz @QueenLarz]

If you have ADHD and drive a car you probably have at least two outstanding parking tickets at any given time.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

life is so hard. have to fill up humidifier etc

[larz @QueenLarz]

CNN not letting @Andy and @andersoncooper drink for their NYE special is HOMOPHOBIC and everyone knows it. #cnn #cnnnye @CNN

[larz @QueenLarz]

CNN not letting @Andy and @andersoncooper drink for their NYE special is HOMOPHOBIC and everyone knows it. #cnn #cnnnye @CNN

[larz @QueenLarz]

Let Anderson giggle! #CNN —they need the juice.

[larz @QueenLarz]

The best part of CNN all year long is Andy and Anderson’s alcohol infused NYE special. Give them drinks. This is boring. #CNN

[larz @QueenLarz]

Today is the 25th anniversary of the Boston Tea Party.

[larz @QueenLarz]

I am SO EXCITED to see @aimeemann tonight!!!

[larz @QueenLarz]

Christmas is trying to kill me

[larz @QueenLarz]

Eating sweetgreen at 9am

[Chris Fleming @chrisfluming]

you know you’re driving bad when they wanna take a look at you

[larz @QueenLarz]

When you want to spend quality time with your family but they say no, not right now, they’re relaxing

[larz @QueenLarz]

If you’re gay you have astigmatism

[larz @QueenLarz]

@thenakedneighbr Yes, WHO would have?