.Samie.

*Inserts Something Cliché* 🦄

[.Samie. @QueenOso__]

My coworker was all like omg who said that i didn’t hear that. Like shut up, you’re just mad cause i called a spade a spade. It’s cool when they do it, it’s a problem when we do it.

[.Samie. @QueenOso__]

Me: I don’t have the answers like Kayne
My coworker: don’t compare yourself to him he says what he wants and called himself a nazi he shouldn’t have said that with his platform.
Me: well someone else with a bigger platform implied “black jobs” are for lower class people .

[.Samie. @QueenOso__]

When lil Kim said:

I'mma throw shade, if I can't get paid
Blow you up to your girl like the Army grenade
You can slide on my ice like the Escapade
And itchy-gitchy-yaya with the marmalade

[.Samie. @QueenOso__]

Pep talks with my son after him telling me someone was being a monster at school.
Me: what are you,
Him: a bigger monster
Me: What am I?
Him: A biggest monster
Me: What is dad?
Him: A beast.

Like i don’t play that bullying shit.

[.Samie. @QueenOso__]

I can’t tell if I’m getting sick or my hangover is just kicking in but like whyyy do i feel like this rn

[.Samie. @QueenOso__]

When i tell yall im cracking up 😂😂😂. My husband is a damn fool. Like how did you forget THAT FAST.

[.Samie. @QueenOso__]

Tells my husband I’m going out next Wednesday
Him okay
The night before,
I’m going out tmrw.
Him Okay.
The day of, I’m going out later, him: I’ll send you something.
Me: I’ll be home at 7
Him: cool
Him: I’m home
Me: I’ll be home at 7
Him: WTF ?! Why 7?!

[.Samie. @QueenOso__]

We just going to ignore all of these plane crashes?

[.Samie. @QueenOso__]

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[Yvette Carnell 🇺🇸 @BreakingBrown]

Kendrick Lamar saying 40 acres & a mule— at the Super Bowl—-with Trump in attendance…..

What a time to be alive…

[.Samie. @QueenOso__]

Nah this can’t be real 😂😂😂😂😂

[𝔹𝕀𝔾 𝕃𝕀𝔹ℝ𝔸 is uplifting Tinashe✨ @venusianhunty]

Maury?????😭😭

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Mahomes is getting what he deserves for going full MAGA.

[.Samie. @QueenOso__]

Those who get it !!

[maria ౨ৎ @uragoodthing]

i hope donald trump is absolutely hating every second of this rn because we all know kendrick HATES that man and using the american flag theme is so genius of him LOVE U KENDRICK

[.Samie. @QueenOso__]

Barkley must have olive oil on his cleats because wtf

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

That halftime show was amazing. It was full of talent AND it triggered MAGA. It’s a win-win!

[Big Boss @LordBalvin]

Bruh got Samuel L. Jackson as “Uncle Sam” at the Super Bowl lmfaooo 10/10

[Rob Milton @therobmilton]

- happy Black history month!

[.Samie. @QueenOso__]

Eagles can we make it to 50 by the end of the night ! #eastcoastwins

[.Samie. @QueenOso__]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Ms.Birdgang86💚🦅🔥 @MsBirdgang86]

Yassssss girl!!! ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾💚💚💚