❝SURE THING!❞
Another hammer summon.
Swing back.
Swing forward.
❝TELL ME HOW YOUR TRIP TO MARS GOES! MAYBE GO TO JUPITER AS WELL!❞ https://t.co/MLqBav7OmT
*Sonic chocked through restricted breathing* Can you let go of me now? *he drew Caliburn* Or do I have to *he caughed* take manners into my own hands? https://t.co/5qkbNjj1oh
Meet Amy. She is a psychotic pink female hedgehog who will cheat your HP away.
Is also a thot.
And a fake Queen. Ugandans must spit on her.
She may be 23 but, she still can’t figure out 2+2 - 1.
And that’s easy.
Quick maffs.
And—
❝WHAAT IN THE SHIT ARE YOU DOOOOIIIIIING!?❞
The pink hedgehog was no longer behind him. However now, she was in front of him~!
❝HI HONEY!❞
Neck grab.
S t r a n g l e .
❝Oh yeah, I can do this now. SFSB said I have 9/10 speed so, suck it, asshole!❞
Okay, that is cheating.
Amy should be suspended.
For l i f e . https://t.co/mHNDONlRVW
❝No but, I will smash you away if you piss me off~!❞
Smiling, she points to her Piko Piko Hammer. Which is nowhere in sight. So…you do the math.
❝All right, you disease infested little shit! How many STDs does one need to have to get -your- level of shittiness?❞ https://t.co/JefQnMANWz
❝And is that any better? Probably not.❞
She was as blatant as a goddamn brick wall.
❝I'm sure /hundreds/ of children come onto your account, just to see you lose your shit at the drop of a hat.❞ https://t.co/2SG0Ey65oh
❝I SUNG THAT THE WRONG WAY ROUND BUT I GIVE NO SHITS! LA LALALALA! BOOM SHAKALAKA! BOOM—BOOM SHAKALAKA! STRAIGHT OUTTA MOBIUS, Y’ALL! BOOM BOOM SHAE~! YAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH!❞ https://t.co/AwKYnH5GSD
❝FUCK YOU, BLUE CUNT! UGH, I BET YOU GAVE SALLY OR WHOEVER YOU’RE WITH OR WERE WITH A BLUE WAFFLE YOU DISEASE INFESTED BITCHSTICK! NEVA GUNNA LET U DAUN! NEVA GUNNA GIV U UP! BECUZ I AM; DE DEVAL!❞ https://t.co/TcBGvGuDCQ
❝I would take offense to that buuuut…since I’m not the Amy stuck in, what, 2005? Yeah. I’m not sex crazed. I’m just psycho.❞
Amy was really easy to read. She’d not admit it but, everyone else would.
❝HELLO, WHOREBAG! THERE MAY BE KIDS COMING ONTO MY ACCOUNT!❞
Dis no E— https://t.co/1s358cijAS
❝And what /exciting/ adventure I'm sure that would I be, playing as a loud, annoying, sex-crazed cunt. Fun.❞
He had a feeling she'd snap in no time.
❝E-rated is fucking stupid. Plus, this isn't a game, /idiot/.❞ https://t.co/JCIKIHPeia
❝Trust me. His game was the only Sonic game to feature guns. Tbh, if SEGA made -me- a game, it’d just be chasing Sonic all day.❞
Eye roll.
Anger.
Rawr.
❝EXCUSE ME! I HAVE TO AT LEAST REMAIN A LITTLE BIT E FOR EVERYONE ON HERE, S O R R Y , SHITHEAD!❞
She just contradic—
Smh https://t.co/SedZDoTKQQ
❝With a name like Shadow, I fear he's probably even edgier than my dog.❞
Shrugs.
Cough.
❝Also, 'bogey-haired'? What are you, five? That'd explain a lot, actually.❞ https://t.co/IaSdugBrdR
❝Not sorry for this at all. You know, if you wanna know a shithead, you should speak to Shadow. He’s basically the edge of the verse.❞
Nodnod.
Tea sip.
Bowtie adjust.
❝Listen here you bogey-haired piece of shit, if you’re gonna be like that, d i e q u i e t l y !❞ https://t.co/69CkGRzgE3
❝Fuck off, furry bitch. I have no patience to be listening to little shitheads like you pretending to know other people just because they're insecure about themselves.❞
Chill-- https://t.co/1wHBGRg7nd
Sips tea.
❝I swear this person is not normal if they say -that- in public, therefore, they cannot fuck like a normal person. They probably attempt to make a pyramid.❞ https://t.co/TaUNI8ub3Q