Lauren Sweeney

Mom. RN. #Masshole 🇺🇸🇫🇮🇮🇪🇦🇲 Fitchburg High 2010 Fitchburg State University 2014

[SaltyGoat @SaltyGoat17]

To all of those complaining they got fed steak and lobster…

FUCK YOU!!!!🖕🏻

[Lauren Sweeney @QueenSween7]

Paralympics here we gooooo. I’m already amazed @NBCOlympics

[Random Hero @RandomHeroWX]

Only one person can find Nancy Guthrie at this point.

[Lauren Sweeney @QueenSween7]

This is beautiful 🥲 #MilanoCortina2026 #Olympics2026

[Lauren Sweeney @QueenSween7]

I want this coat 😍 #TeamFinland #Olympics2026 #MilanoCortina

[Lauren Sweeney @QueenSween7]

I know next to nothing about boxing, but after seeing that I’m locked in 😏

[Lauren Sweeney @QueenSween7]

“Ashley Klein is a snitch!” I am hollering 😂☠️ @Stranger_Things

[Lauren Sweeney @QueenSween7]

@dunkindonuts how are we supposed to pursue a refund when live chat is never working?

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

Three guys from Boston (@BenAffleck, Matt Damon, and Jimmy) say every town and city in Massachusetts. #FallonTonight

[Lauren Sweeney @QueenSween7]

The lights are down, tree and decor put away. The house looks like a barren wasteland. #HappyNewYear

[Lauren Sweeney @QueenSween7]

Unitil bill arriving the day before Christmas is diabolical. Gfy ☺️🎄

[Lauren Sweeney @QueenSween7]

The Athol @MarketBasket is my new happy place 🛒

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

[Lauren Sweeney @QueenSween7]

Running out of cold brew is a literally crime @dunkindonuts

[Carol M. Swain, PhD @carolmswain]

@libsoftiktok @jimerican Liberal women have allowed men to erase their biological identity and reverse their historic gains. The joke is on the feminist movement.

[Lauren Sweeney @QueenSween7]

@sad5ky

[𝓛𝓿 ✮ @levirelates]

Netflix will help you finish the name of the movie you're typing and then tell you they don't have it

[Lauren Sweeney @QueenSween7]

Nothing is more New England than waiting in line in cold, overcast weatha for bogo ice cream before they shut down for the season #Massachusetts #NewEngland

[Comb 𖥈 @wildfireluffy]

how tf a COMPUTER gon ask me if i'm a robot ?😭 b!tch you da robot 😭😭