Teto

Average Gay doing Average Things...Gayley

[Xay @hoodopulence]

Yes after today’s episode of #XMen97 the moral of the story is you have to leave trade alone

[Teto @QueenofSodium]

@TRAPPLATINUM @nbbabydom 💀💀💀

[twitch himbos @twitch_himbos]

Hasan Piker's Biceps... we still talk about you ❤️

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Dating tip: if a guy tells you he’s not very political, he’s conservative but has learned that won’t get him łaid

[Adeoluwa👑ꕤ @OmoAlade005]

Idk, two swings for your first beheading is pretty respectable.

[Teto @QueenofSodium]

@TRAPPLATINUM

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

oh to be a 4 years old beekeeper distracted by a roly poly instead of a wage slave under late stage capitalism

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing it is illegal to touch water in public but if you touch children on private islands you will become the president of the US

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

me and my shark wife taking a selfie

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

me and my fish wife if we were kissing and in love

[j :* @bvbyskitty]

me when mr. hung dick makes a joke

[ray @styledinred]

If you look like this, my DMs are open.

[Most @Most]

Trixie's hair is so big because it's full of wisdom

[Kitana ☁︎ @stickygoons]

Someone’s grandpa is gonna believe this

[Tylor Hepner @TylorHepnerArt]

Built Different✨

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Men will blame everyone except the actual rapist. Your mother should’ve aborted.

[hayden @foraerti]

it’s the year of tifa