Tom Sandum

[Tom Sandum @QueequegSand]

@CodyStavenhagen Why don’t we call it The 5/3 Compromise.

[Tom Sandum @QueequegSand]

#raindelayquestions when is Jason Benetti going on Celebrity Jeopardy?

[Tom Sandum @QueequegSand]

#RainDelayQuestions Everytime the Figer Law jingle comes on, does anyone else hear “All we do is whine” in their heads?

[Tom Sandum @QueequegSand]

#RainDelayQuestions If Jason were a TV vehicle, which would he be? 1) The General Lee 2) Kitt 3) Herbie 4) The Mystery Machine 5) Speed Racer 6) Flinstone car

[Tom Sandum @QueequegSand]

#raindelayquestions What’s your favorite line to quote from The Princess Bride?

[Tom Sandum @QueequegSand]

@tigers Anyone else notice that Z-Mac sounds like Patrick Mahomes?

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

To Increase Excitement, MLB To Allow Each Team To Call In One Tactical Air Strike Per Game https://t.co/VGMkuDKfu0

[Kyle Mann @The_Kyle_Mann]

"Fairy tales do not give the child his first idea of bogey. What fairy tales give the child is his first clear idea of the possible defeat of bogey. The baby has known the dragon intimately ever since he had an imagination. What the fairy tale provides for him is a St. George to kill the dragon." - GK Chesterton

[Tom Sandum @QueequegSand]

@RealMikeV1121 @CFBONFOX @UW_Football @UMichFootball Exact same reason I’m pulling for Michigan

[Tom Sandum @QueequegSand]

@AdamSchefter Don’t see anything on the rules about “attempted tripping”, only actual tripping. He never touched the RB.

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

.@CharlesWoodson finally learned why Michigan doesn't have a mascot. @NissanUSA #ad #NissanHeismanHouse

[Tom Sandum @QueequegSand]

@KenJennings Card catalogs got me feeling nostalgic, though.

[Tom Sandum @QueequegSand]

@The_Kyle_Mann Compare it to the modern “Christ Be Magnified”

And were creation suddenly articulate
With a thousand tongues to lift one cry
Then from north, to south, and east to west
We'd hear, "Christ be magnified!"

[Tom Sandum @QueequegSand]

@The_Kyle_Mann Your point has validity, but you’re also cherry picking examples.

I remember singing this not-so-stellar hymn in my youth:

I’m so happy
And here’s the reason why
Jesus took my burdens all away;
Now I’m singing
As the days go by
Jesus took my burdens all away.

[J.J. McCarthy @jjmccarthy09]

Bet

[Harry Bliss @blisscartoon]

Today’s cartoon with ⁦⁦@SteveMartinToGo⁩

[Alex Anzalone @AlexAnzalone34]

tutta la gloria a Dio

[Jim Costa @JimCosta_]

Dickerson is just the best

[Tom Sandum @QueequegSand]

@IMAO_ Blue!
Wait…yellooooooooow….

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

China Starting To Worry TikTok Has Made Americans Even Dumber Than They Intended
https://t.co/DVGHhyaYXw