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Now Playing: Hell's Greatest Dad
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(#Alastor quote bot :D)

[📻 @QueerDeerMan]

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hii this is an alastor quotebot !! posts every 3 hours <3 #Alastor #HazbinHotel

[📻 @QueerDeerMan]

Well, I figured you would be the perfect face to man the front desk of this fine establishment! With your charming smile and welcoming energy, this job was made for you!

[📻 @QueerDeerMan]

Well, my dear, I haven't been active in Hell for some time, and everyone remembers me from my radio show! The PROPER medium to express oneself. But you insisted on this: noisy picture box advertisement! So, I had a little fun with it.

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Mimzy!

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Sadly, there are times a birth parent is a dud. They say the family you choose is better.

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Good to see you, too!

[📻 @QueerDeerMan]

I mean it. You deliberately brought danger to this place just to have me clean up your mess. I can't have that here.

[📻 @QueerDeerMan]

Let's begin. I'm gonna make you wish that I stayed gone.. Tune on in. When I'm done, your status quo will know its race is run. Oh, this will be fun!

[📻 @QueerDeerMan]

Just some of the renovations we had done! Adds a bit of color, don't you think?

[📻 @QueerDeerMan]

I'm your guy, your day-to-day, your chum, your steadfast hotelier. Remember when I fixed that clog today?

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It could happen. It's possible. Oh, that's possible, I suppose.

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That's it! Pretty enticing, isn't it? Think of the headlines.

[📻 @QueerDeerMan]

Haha! Never going to happen.

[📻 @QueerDeerMan]

Hmm.. fair enough.

[📻 @QueerDeerMan]

Right on cue!

[📻 @QueerDeerMan]

He--llo!

[📻 @QueerDeerMan]

So, where is your hotel staff?

[📻 @QueerDeerMan]

They don't need to know. And don't you worry your fuzzy head about it!

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Good Morning, ladies!

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Uuugh, Susan..

[📻 @QueerDeerMan]

Hahaha! Oh, the drama! You know what? Maybe you should say it, Charlie. Stroke my friend's ego, he needs it!