Alexandria Oquendo

Personality of a Queen. Budget of a Peasant. 👑💕

[Alexandria Oquendo @Quendo_Alex]

@MoeWhiskeyHands Dude I’m so sorry about your fish baby 😭😭

[Alexandria Oquendo @Quendo_Alex]

Cutttteeeeee

[sam @sam_sav_]

You can put anything in a basket and girls will go c r a z y.

[Bretman Rock Pascual @bretmanrock]

Having an ugly personality is a choice... and all I’m saying is that you need to make better decision

[Alexandria Oquendo @Quendo_Alex]

So we just gonna ignore that Austin Mahone is grown asf and it might actually be illegal how I feel about him...... excuse me 🔥😍

[Alexandria Oquendo @Quendo_Alex]

Has minor panic attack because I fell into a hole on YouTube of old music videos from 2011..... and now realizing half these songs are irrelevant and we’re all adults and holy shit

[The MilanTooner @TheMilanTooner]

so the finale of Bear in the Big Blue House was recently rediscovered and

here's (most of) the very last scene of the whole show

[Alexandria Oquendo @Quendo_Alex]

So you’re telling me.... I graduated college to get a business job... and now I’ve lost the privilege of having pockets because non of these damn slacks have them!!!!!

[Alexandria Oquendo @Quendo_Alex]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Soooo basically it’s been a year since I was in social media marketing with Dr.B💯💯👌🏽😂

[Alexandria Oquendo @Quendo_Alex]

*😑 in Spanish* https://t.co/BFpKBBbWEm

[Alexandria Oquendo @Quendo_Alex]

@dracar13 #gang https://t.co/8NrYDuzqyo

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Shout out to the real ones 🤝

[Alexandria Oquendo @Quendo_Alex]

Always my mood https://t.co/r3qUOFgxsg

[Bretman Rock Pascual @bretmanrock]

Bitch did I ask ? Shut the actual fuck Up

[Alexandria Oquendo @Quendo_Alex]

Sometimes you run into your boyfriend and his family while you look a hot mess and that’s ok,,,, because they love you. But also. I’m me... so I was still awkward and shaky... 🙂👍🏼

[Alexandria Oquendo @Quendo_Alex]

@dracar13 is probably the bestest human I’ve ever met. He genuinely let me hijack his laptop so I could work on my job training