Quentin Redbeard

Hampshire motovlogger with stubbly testicles.

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Everyone loves a new snake day so we went triple love with these motherfuckers 👍 #snake #royalpython #pythonregius #ballpython #instasnake #pastelpython #coralglowballpython #mojaveballpython #pinstripeballpython https://t.co/sugYaKhT9g

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She’s settled in well now 💪💪💪 fed, cleaned, handled, healthy and curious #royalpython #ballpython #alienballpython #tongue #snake #python https://t.co/lMW8LeOHHM

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Sssssssssshit. New snake 🤷🏻‍♂️ whatever. It’s got claws and it doesn’t have fangs 💁🏻‍♂️ #royalpython #snake #snakeuk #ballpython https://t.co/w9AzxYD6iu

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Jeffrey the very sad gargoyle has arrived to look after the garden. Tough as fuck. #gargoyle #statue #gardenstatue #gargoylestatue https://t.co/GOmdADZ1oI

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Slowly adding to the views on the back corner, that we can’t see 😄😄😄 Nice new oil tank. I wonder if our neighbour is starting to regret being a stubborn, selfish, psychotic weapon, yet? #lovethyneighbor #oiltank #homeimprovements #ibc https://t.co/74hAofnHhE

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And why not have an evergreen oak, too!? Who knew you could get evergreen oak? It’s had a shit carving job, but I’ll get my tip in there and make it look spectacular. #holmoak #evergreenoak #bonsai #tinytree #oakbonsai #bonsaitree https://t.co/md023rJrHc

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And a juicy Scots pine root over rock, ironically Yamadori from my home in Hampshire and purchased in Wales 💁🏻‍♂️ been owned as this style by the same person for 30 years. Needs wiring and that weird shit taking off the soil but again, old old tree that … https://t.co/26tVyQSxYV

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Nice little Japanese maple. It had aquarium rocks in the soil as a feature!? Gtfo. Needs loads of trimming, will be awesome, fuck the money 🤷🏻‍♂️ #japanesemaple #maplebonsai #bonsaitree #acerpalmatum #bonsai #littletree https://t.co/6cLV9NBA0Y

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Well I’ve upped my moon game. Not sure I can improve a whole lot on that with a Dobsonian scope but whooooo knows 🤷🏻‍♂️ #moon #astrophotography #lunarimage #craters #astronomy #nikond7000 #skywatcher250p #dobsonian https://t.co/XvMAK9JynL

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400 volts. Now they’ll be some proper nipple clamps once they’re hardwired in. #3phase #threephase #electricityporn #consumerunit #frazzlemywazzle https://t.co/XSPsu3ukxu

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@wills1066 @hood_nr @BBCSport I bet all the people you think agree with you in your real life, all talk about what an idiot you are behind your back.

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My first shitty picture of the moon! 😄 primary mirror is filthy and there are trees in the way here, not that you can really tell. Dark side is actually the eyepiece edge, such is my ability to focus a moving target down an eyepiece. Only 30x magnifi… https://t.co/lI7Nl8C3kG

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Just call me Sir Patrick Redbeard-Moore. And yes I know it’s on the wrong way round and no it doesn’t cut the grass 👍 #thatllhitthelivernoproblem #skywatcher #skywatcher250 #dobsonian #stargazer #imahighwaystar #telescope #deepspace #astronomy https://t.co/1k33MsARc1

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Hawthorn Yamadori. For those who don’t know what Yamadori is, it means ‘used to be a shit hedge and then someone dug it up and put it in a little pot’ needs some work, but not a bad piece of shit hedge 👍 #yamadori #bonsai #hawthorn #hawthornbonsai #… https://t.co/2b2TdHhC3I

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Operation newgarden/driveway/littleshed/bigwall pending. #landscaping #garden #shithole #junkyard https://t.co/vrgLcSWSWG

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Fucking have it. #fanatec #cslelite #simracing #iracing https://t.co/8vn8WgKw8f

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Fiiiiinally 🤯 just finished a night shift and can’t be arsed to set it up, she’ll wait for me ❤️ #seriesx #microsoft #xbox #slag #warzone https://t.co/eBSNLkuwOR

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RIP tapmeister. #evh https://t.co/q6j9AAOYQP

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2 strikes and you’re out... or in.. depending how you look at it 🤷🏻‍♂️ might try and get some to clamp down hard on my nipples later. #venusflytrap #carnivorousplants #plantsthateatmeatstillbafflesme #nature https://t.co/xI2w7XYatG

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Thunderbird 27 looking majestic as it loads concrete slab. #tractor #thunderbirds https://t.co/FFZvyeqyQ9