Patent applier person. Former materials scientist at UC Berkeley. Former Natsci at Girton College, Cambridge. Wx and Av Geek. He/him. 🏳️🌈 My views alone.
By the soft glow of the Christmas tree, your friends and family gather.
Your boyfriend, we'll call him Jeremy, of FIVE (not long at all) YEARS - gets down on one knee......
Your mom begins recording on her iPad as your aunt starts screaming.